Calling all Multi-lingual perverts (I'm looking at you Languaging)

[bex_x3d]

Needed is as many pick-up lines and dirty phrases in different languages as possible.

And languaging, you don't happen to have an okcupid account under the name of Gematria. If you do it is a small world indeed.

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[fop]

1. I don't

2. Tell me how serious you are about this, for this could take a very very long time…

[bex_x3d]

Very, in fact. I can eleborate in an e-mail.

I'm especially interested in euphemisms, and interesting uses of language to describe the intangible.

Kind of like in spanish where you can say thing like "podria gritar que me dejas beber to sangre." In one song, this gentleman misses the object of his affections so much that he could yell out that he could drink her blood. It's not goth, it's just passionate.

There a great song on the Amorres Perros soundtrack where there is something wrong with this guys wife. So the advice is hit her with a rollingpin, his rollingpin if you catch my drift.

I'm not adverse to the cheesey either (curves like that and me without breaks).

I'm really excited to talk to my friend from Thailand...I can imagine a family get together here where it was the norm to crack dirty jokes for all to hear:D

So there's another multilingual pervert named Sasha on the loose, interesting.

[fop]

Well, I could probably get you some German, Russian, French, Romanian stuff with minimal effort. I could potentially get more if I enlist some help. Korean, Taiwanese, Mandarin, Japanese, Yemenis…..

I’ll see what I can do.

[bex_x3d]

That would be cool...It's actually to my benefit to get them gradually. Thanks for the help.

How exactly did you start to get into all these different languages? Did you continue through relatively traditional forms of learning them? Have you heard of the hippo group?

By the way, just to clarify, I have only heard you referred to as asexual...You're the only guy Sasha I know, so I didn't figure on there being that many multilingual ones in the midwest.

And, just out of curiosity, did you end up working at that martial arts place? x

[bex_x3d]

i put a bulletin with the same question on myspace, and Trish answered it and mentioned you.

how'd you track this post down:D

[anonymous]

Googled "Okcupid" and "Gematria" to see who was gossiping about me.

[bex_x3d]

*kish