Excuse me if I seem pissed off
Attack of the Housemate/PMT/SHITTY MACHINES!!!
Where to start?
Abby is selfabsorbed half the time.
She's a wonderful, optimistic girl. But she can be SO self absorbed.
I had ONE friggin' dream in which she upset me and now it's all happening for real!
1: She keeps eating my vitamins
2: She ate all my alpen before I had a chance!
3: She ate my Jacobs Crackers!
4: She leaves her work 'til last minute and raids my room to finish what she's doing.
5: I have to sit an listen to her blabber on about fucking boys all the friggin' time!
6: The moment she gets in my room, she's destroying it!
7: She sprayed milk all around my room coz she's clumsy and left ME to clean it while she slept on MY bed!!!!!
8: She tipped loads of sweets everywhere, also due to clumsyness!
9: I keep having ot do her fucking work, leaving mine to be done even more last minute!
10: She broke the FUCKING COMPUTER AND NOW IT'S GOT IT IN FOR ME AND WONT FUCKING WORK!
Ok, SO I'm SO pissed off.
I only get this pissed off at Home with my family.
HA! No any more. No fucking chance.
Now Abby is pissing me off constantly.
I keep hearing the songs she likes, over and over. I do so much for her and barely get a thanks half the fucking time!
And now I have to be nice to someone on MSN because theyve done nothing to me but it's still pissing me off.
Appologies to Angel for my mood. She caught me at JUST the wrong time.
I havent done my work because Abby took fucking hours!
And I'm too weak to make rules.
Or tell her to piss off or to stop doing somthing.
Coz I'm a fucking marvel.
I fixed half the fucking printer, but it still wont bloody work!
I HATE BEING THIS ANGRY AND WANTING TO FUCKING CRY ABOUT IT LIKE A TWAT!
I HATE MY PERIODS!
I HATE ANGRYNESS!!!!!
I HAVENT DONE MY FUCKING WORK AND I NEED TO!
I HATE CAPSLOCK AND THE MANY VARIATIONS OF THE WORD FUCK
AND I HATE CATS>
I hate me, too, shut up.
EDIT!
To reduced spamming, I'm putting the other entries here too.
WARNING: Mass Hormonal destruction
2.
2004-03-09 01:06:00
Now i'm crying because jon's making me laugh, my works no done and printer's still broken.
I hate hormones....
How do you make a hormone?
~give it to her hard ;)
3.
2004.03.09 01.11
Am ok now.
That avatar is me Five moments ago....well, if you remove the book...
.......talk about moodswings...
4.
I swear this is the last of the PMSpam
It was sweets.
Sweets were jamming the printer.
Abby is henceforth banned from my room, if she has food.
Just because I'll laugh even more in the morning without crying:
BxPet: ABBY BROKE THE FUCKING PRINTER AND I NEED MY WORK FOR TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunnyjon: ha ha
BxPet: fuck off
BxPet: not in the mood
BxPet: fucking pmt
Bunnyjon: why dont u send ur work 2 me 2 print?
BxPet: need it tomorrow
BxPet: omg, was so tempted to delete her work then and say 'oops'
BxPet: right. I got the jam out of the computer, but its still lashing red. WHY?!
Bunnyjon: Just tell um u will hand it in on Wed coz ur printers bust dont get so worked up about it they cant say no? Tell about Jon says its ok coz I split a whole drink on Christines computer once and broke the whole thing? and she wasnt that mad? which was lucky for me ;-)
BxPet: yeah but it's for a work shop. meaning i need copies to hand out tomorrow.
Bunnyjon: that should say Abby insted of about?!?!?
BxPet: AAAAARGHH!
BxPet: I let her do her work, and she took fucking hours so mines not even done yet. She did that before. Hell i end up doing half the work for her!
BxPet: I'm getting so pissed off!
BxPet: I want to strnagle myself. I love the cartoons of us, by the way. I have one as my icon now :D
BxPet: It looks my much like me at the moment if you lose the book
Bunnyjon: Dont worry chill? Cripes? I dont see why its so bad? how she break it? Coz ur probebly being a girl and u havent pluged it in propperly?
BxPet: she jammed it and im on my period. I HAVE to be this pissed off or the world would turn inside out and we'd be eating hamburgers up our arses
Bunnyjon: I got Excel part 2! its crazy but theres no cumming with laughter bit in this 1?
BxPet: hehehe
Bunnyjon: U make'a me bleed
BxPet: i was thinking about that the other day
Bunnyjon: im gonna draw 1 with the smacked face they get? Theres a Lezzy porn on channel 4!!!!!!
BxPet: how nice.......
Bunnyjon: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BxPet: hehehe, perv
BxPet: i have bigger boobs than abby. I'll just run 'em in her face.........
Bunnyjon: shit her hubby came back?
Bunnyjon: Mmmm i bet abbys boobs r nice......and warm....
BxPet: Mine are better. in all their oddness
Bunnyjon: I dont wanna know about URs! Mmmm waking up 2 see abby after we've been married........warm......
BxPet: she kissed westlife last night
Bunnyjon: But she dont like him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its ok I kissed...... anyway shes still mine 2 marry! BooYah!!!
BxPet: who did you kiss? and she's actually marrying steve......
Bunnyjon: whos steve? no i didnt kiss no1 thats why the face?
BxPet: oh. steve is from bristol
BxPet: but abby fancies so many people and lucky me gets to hear about it all
Bunnyjon: Fucking Gordy boy is he from the fancy land of the gays!? Dont worry G/B friends r just hassel? U'll get a good 1 coz u dont slag around Abby will end up with rubbish boy, with me! ha ha the sucker
Bunnyjon: yeah more Lezzing!!!
Bunnyjon: there Naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BxPet: ...................
BxPet: ARHGGJHGAHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
BxPet: I fiund the fucking problem!
BxPet: Sweets in the fucking printer jamming it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunnyjon: >:o Sweets? how the hell?
BxPet: I fixed it. Abby is banned from my room. and if I let her in, here's to be NO food
Bunnyjon: Ha ha girls r so lame allways falling out or slagging each other off? well know ur all dandee im off 2 play FF10?
BxPet: have fun
Bunnyjon: u 2 shweet cheeks ;-)
Where to start?
Abby is selfabsorbed half the time.
She's a wonderful, optimistic girl. But she can be SO self absorbed.
I had ONE friggin' dream in which she upset me and now it's all happening for real!
1: She keeps eating my vitamins
2: She ate all my alpen before I had a chance!
3: She ate my Jacobs Crackers!
4: She leaves her work 'til last minute and raids my room to finish what she's doing.
5: I have to sit an listen to her blabber on about fucking boys all the friggin' time!
6: The moment she gets in my room, she's destroying it!
7: She sprayed milk all around my room coz she's clumsy and left ME to clean it while she slept on MY bed!!!!!
8: She tipped loads of sweets everywhere, also due to clumsyness!
9: I keep having ot do her fucking work, leaving mine to be done even more last minute!
10: She broke the FUCKING COMPUTER AND NOW IT'S GOT IT IN FOR ME AND WONT FUCKING WORK!
Ok, SO I'm SO pissed off.
I only get this pissed off at Home with my family.
HA! No any more. No fucking chance.
Now Abby is pissing me off constantly.
I keep hearing the songs she likes, over and over. I do so much for her and barely get a thanks half the fucking time!
And now I have to be nice to someone on MSN because theyve done nothing to me but it's still pissing me off.
Appologies to Angel for my mood. She caught me at JUST the wrong time.
I havent done my work because Abby took fucking hours!
And I'm too weak to make rules.
Or tell her to piss off or to stop doing somthing.
Coz I'm a fucking marvel.
I fixed half the fucking printer, but it still wont bloody work!
I HATE BEING THIS ANGRY AND WANTING TO FUCKING CRY ABOUT IT LIKE A TWAT!
I HATE MY PERIODS!
I HATE ANGRYNESS!!!!!
I HAVENT DONE MY FUCKING WORK AND I NEED TO!
I HATE CAPSLOCK AND THE MANY VARIATIONS OF THE WORD FUCK
AND I HATE CATS>
I hate me, too, shut up.
EDIT!
To reduced spamming, I'm putting the other entries here too.
WARNING: Mass Hormonal destruction
2.
2004-03-09 01:06:00
Now i'm crying because jon's making me laugh, my works no done and printer's still broken.
I hate hormones....
How do you make a hormone?
~give it to her hard ;)
3.
2004.03.09 01.11
Am ok now.
That avatar is me Five moments ago....well, if you remove the book...
.......talk about moodswings...
4.
I swear this is the last of the PMSpam
It was sweets.
Sweets were jamming the printer.
Abby is henceforth banned from my room, if she has food.
Just because I'll laugh even more in the morning without crying:
BxPet: ABBY BROKE THE FUCKING PRINTER AND I NEED MY WORK FOR TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunnyjon: ha ha
BxPet: fuck off
BxPet: not in the mood
BxPet: fucking pmt
Bunnyjon: why dont u send ur work 2 me 2 print?
BxPet: need it tomorrow
BxPet: omg, was so tempted to delete her work then and say 'oops'
BxPet: right. I got the jam out of the computer, but its still lashing red. WHY?!
Bunnyjon: Just tell um u will hand it in on Wed coz ur printers bust dont get so worked up about it they cant say no? Tell about Jon says its ok coz I split a whole drink on Christines computer once and broke the whole thing? and she wasnt that mad? which was lucky for me ;-)
BxPet: yeah but it's for a work shop. meaning i need copies to hand out tomorrow.
Bunnyjon: that should say Abby insted of about?!?!?
BxPet: AAAAARGHH!
BxPet: I let her do her work, and she took fucking hours so mines not even done yet. She did that before. Hell i end up doing half the work for her!
BxPet: I'm getting so pissed off!
BxPet: I want to strnagle myself. I love the cartoons of us, by the way. I have one as my icon now :D
BxPet: It looks my much like me at the moment if you lose the book
Bunnyjon: Dont worry chill? Cripes? I dont see why its so bad? how she break it? Coz ur probebly being a girl and u havent pluged it in propperly?
BxPet: she jammed it and im on my period. I HAVE to be this pissed off or the world would turn inside out and we'd be eating hamburgers up our arses
Bunnyjon: I got Excel part 2! its crazy but theres no cumming with laughter bit in this 1?
BxPet: hehehe
Bunnyjon: U make'a me bleed
BxPet: i was thinking about that the other day
Bunnyjon: im gonna draw 1 with the smacked face they get? Theres a Lezzy porn on channel 4!!!!!!
BxPet: how nice.......
Bunnyjon: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BxPet: hehehe, perv
BxPet: i have bigger boobs than abby. I'll just run 'em in her face.........
Bunnyjon: shit her hubby came back?
Bunnyjon: Mmmm i bet abbys boobs r nice......and warm....
BxPet: Mine are better. in all their oddness
Bunnyjon: I dont wanna know about URs! Mmmm waking up 2 see abby after we've been married........warm......
BxPet: she kissed westlife last night
Bunnyjon: But she dont like him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its ok I kissed...... anyway shes still mine 2 marry! BooYah!!!
BxPet: who did you kiss? and she's actually marrying steve......
Bunnyjon: whos steve? no i didnt kiss no1 thats why the face?
BxPet: oh. steve is from bristol
BxPet: but abby fancies so many people and lucky me gets to hear about it all
Bunnyjon: Fucking Gordy boy is he from the fancy land of the gays!? Dont worry G/B friends r just hassel? U'll get a good 1 coz u dont slag around Abby will end up with rubbish boy, with me! ha ha the sucker
Bunnyjon: yeah more Lezzing!!!
Bunnyjon: there Naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BxPet: ...................
BxPet: ARHGGJHGAHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
BxPet: I fiund the fucking problem!
BxPet: Sweets in the fucking printer jamming it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunnyjon: >:o Sweets? how the hell?
BxPet: I fixed it. Abby is banned from my room. and if I let her in, here's to be NO food
Bunnyjon: Ha ha girls r so lame allways falling out or slagging each other off? well know ur all dandee im off 2 play FF10?
BxPet: have fun
Bunnyjon: u 2 shweet cheeks ;-)