WIL week 3
1. Gummy Bears can be dangerous.
2. Patrons are strange things. On a day when I get nothing but blank codfish faces, other people have brilliant interactions. The next day it will be just the opposite; my patrons are brilliant and other people can not find anyone to play with.
2b. I would much rather a surly patron than one who just stares at me blankly.
3. Strange older men this season think they know me, and will talk to me at length as though we are old friends, and I have not the foggiest idea who any of them are.
4. My right boob has turned into Ethel. I can not figure out why there is less tension on my right side but I keep ending up with a weird sink hole effect over there.
4b. Mirrored sunglasses are genius for when you need to adjust.
5. I am very proud of my husband. Not just for winning but for having a good time and being a good sport.
6. I am an evil devious wife.
6b. I do not HAVE to do anything, which is typically why I do something.
6c. I can make an entire shop full of sword weilding men hang their heads in shame, and then do my bidding with just a look.
7. Sometimes the patrons play better than we do.
8. We need a bigger box.
9. Sometimes using your words is no help at all.
10. Inkspot can talk about anything as long as it is not overly personal for her. At that point she turns into a bit of a stuttering idiot.
11. I love my friends and their willingness to play.