After the quasi-incident with Xander, I was feeling the definite urge to party. It was a costume party. I generally had a difficult time with costumes, seeing how last halloween everyone secretly mocked my costume. I knew they did. But now, I was so prepared to dazzle tonight in my costume. As a
sexy bumblebee . Come on! Bumblebees can be sexy. The
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"What?" I was snapped out of my thoughts by a question directed at me. "Hung...oh." I nodded to the pitchfork. "Well, there are certain things a girl is always hungry for. Ice cream, candy," I gave Wesley a look. "You know, thing that make you want to lick your fingers..."
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"What about you cowboy?" I asked him. "What is it like for you working in the belly of the beast?"
God. Sometimes the things that came out of my mouth were so cliche they even pained me to hear them. I sighed and took a glass of wine from the waiter who had stopped by with a glass of Lemondae for the girls.
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"He aint no cowboy," Alicia said, rolling her eyes at Lilah. "He's Indiana *Jones*. Doh!" She shook her head and shot Lilah a look which would've made Cordelia proud. "Not that he knew," he nodded her head toward me. "He's...culturally deficient," she parroted Cordy.
"Alicia," I waited until she looked up at me, complete with pout. "Be nice." She sighed, rather dramatically and then nodded. I glanced back down at Marilee, shifting her carefully in my arms. Poor girl had fallen asleep.
"Well, it's certainly a change of pace, working here," I answered my question. I noticed Faith had found the Bar. And Giles. Dear god, poor sod. "It would seem you got your way after all, in the end." Though, I doubt she had Angel in mind to run the firm.
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I kissed her back deeply. Yes, our appearence at this party would indeed be a short one. I smiled. Trying my best to speak with an American accent I agreed. "I believe that is exactly what we need."
We headed over to the drink table, passing many interesting costumes on the way there. I averted my eyes quickly, my neck blushing after seeing Faith. And was that Angel in the pink wings? Willow and Tara were standing nearby wearing matching costumes and talking. I smiled. Good. Dawn wasn't wearing a costume. I stopped staring around the room when Jenny gave my sleeve a tug.
"I'll have a scotch on the rocks please." I said the the very confused looking bartender.
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"I'll have a scotch on the rocks please."
"Ooo, Jeeves is goin' f'a scotch on the rocks. So fuckin' predictable, man. You should order somethin' a little more diff. Like, hmm..." It was hard tryin' to read the labels on the bottles behind the counter. My hands gripping the edge of the bartop in helps tha' I might stop feelin' wozzy. "Damn, someone needs to tell the cap'n of this ship to learn how'da drive." I mumbled, followed by a hiccup. Setting my condom ontop of the counter top. "Oh! Right, as I was sayin'. You should order somethin' like, whiskey, vodka. Change of pace. I mean, it is a par-tah! Time to cut loose and act wild." Throwing my arms up, I hooted. Stoppin' only to order a shot of Blackhouse ( ... )
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"Well than, excuse me. Don't you think it is hot here?" I took Giles scotch and drank it down. I than loosened my tie, cleaned my glasses, and cleared my throat.
"Hmm good scotch, indeed." I than laughed awkwardly. "Nice costume.. American tradition of revealing as much as one can in the name of a costume. Hmm I think I need another scotch, would you like one Jenny?"
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I stared at my shoes. "Maybe I'll try some of whatever she just had." I nodded to Faith and the bartender dutifully poured my drink. I grabbed it and swallowed quickly. "Well Faith. um. I. You." I stared at my shoes. "You look very..." My eyes, working of their own accord caught a glimpse of her, I blushed, chest. "You're hair looks pretty." I blurted out.
Oh dear lord.
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Some people being Fred, of course.
Either way, his lack of motivation led to a lack of preparation for his costume. His original intention had been to parody Wesley's dress, but, well...
There was always some hitch or other in the grand scheme of things. That, and most wouldn't be smart enough to get the jibe. Instead, he just put on a headband with fox ears on them, and attached a fox tail to his labcoat. A real fox tail. Let Peta complain for all he cared.
Peering about the room, he looked for a familiar face. One that would stimulate some sort of intelligent conversation, at least.
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“Oh you are a fox.” I said giving him a long look and reaching over to touch his long tail. “Nice, and very rhymey.” I grinned feeling a little better now that I had a friend here. “ I swear I was going to be something a little bit less.. umm revealing. They gave me the wrong costume though.” I shrugged and adjusted my strap.
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"Oh you are a fox."
I'd honestly expected one of the kids Wesley was carting around would be the first to yank on my tail, but I'd been wrong. And not unpleasently so. "Thanks." I tried to stare to much at her costume. It was...nice. I told her so. "What were they supposed to send?"
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"Let us just say it was a bit less revealing than this." I said glancing down and my nearly non existent cleavage. "Not that I have a lot to reveal exactly." I thank looked up at Knox and saw that his eyes where fixed on my chest.
"Ok enough about me. How about you get me a drink and we can see just how much alcohol a scientist needs to consume before they start to have fun at a party."
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I pointed in Faith's direction. "Oh wait, it's just Faith," I said then suddenly started laughing hyserically. I walked up to her, holding up my hand so it strategically covered her breasts. "Hey Faith," I whispered. "Your nipples are showing. I'm going to have to arrest you for decent exposure." I barrelled over laughing and wandered off back into the crowed.
((Sorry about the repeated posts of this comment, I think I must be more drunk than Lorne currently. For some reason in my head I figured French Maid = Nurse.. gah. I need to go to bed.))
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I shook my head and took a had slug of my drink and wandered off into the crowd again.
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