goodbye cruel world

[beyond_compare]

My life is over.

Everything I've ever loved has come crashing down before my eyes. I can't move. I can't speak. I can't breathe.
I am suffocatingThe love of my life is gone. GONE. FOREVER

Comments

[indefectible_]

Stop being so melodramatic.

Victoria Frobisher

[beyond_compare]

Vicky! Does this - sound like me? Am I ever -- would I...
Forget it.

Evan Stockton

[indefectible_]

If I had thought it was you, I would have found you by now.

It needed to be said, nevertheless.

Victoria Frobisher

[gowiththeflow__]

How does Adam come up with this stuff?

Sympathetic,
Jordan

[beyond_compare]

I have absolutely no idea.

As well,
Evan

Private to Evan Stockton

[missedthemark]

WHEN I FIND HIM I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.

I am so embarrassed right now. Just. Oh God.

Ian

Private to Ian Marks

[beyond_compare]

I'm SO SORRY. I can't even -- I'm just SO SORRY. He's INSANE.

I will HELP YOU KILL HIM. Along with Jordan, I'm sure.

Evan

Re: Private to Evan Stockton

[missedthemark]

Why would you be sorry? You're not the one who wrote ... that ... I can't even look at it right now. How does he come up with these things? What's wrong with him?

Jordan has even more reason, I'm sure -- I mean, at least his was sort of true, I mean with him liking Melissa and all ... At least no one was crazy enough to believe those entries for more than a few seconds. I hope.

Ian

Private to Ian Marks

[beyond_compare]

Well, besides about six people rushing up to make sure that I wasn't killing myself, there seemed to be little actual reaction. I'm still going to kill him.

And I'm just sorry that you had to... well, bear the embarrassment, too. I have no idea what goes through his head.

We have to come up with a suitable reaction.

Evan