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Since I moved into my new apartment back in mid-April, I've taken probably a half-dozen baths.
This is weird.
I don't take baths. I don't like baths. Except now I do. I just spent 40 minutes submerging in icy water till I was shivery and goosebumped and pruny and turning a bit blue. It was heaven. -
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Lost Boys is on Bravo; they butcher it. The first comic book store scene was a huge casualty; the whole "See, you put the Superman number blahs over with the blah blahs; so-and-so hasn't been introduced, and they haven't even discovered this color Krytonite" bit was completely absent. I laughed when Haim said "I already told you I don't like horror ( Read more... ) -
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DAMN YOU BOTTOM OF THE EIGHTH, i WANTED TO WATCH PEE-WEE.
(oops. caplocks; too lazy to retype).
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resume-fodder!!
I'm so excited; my boss asked me to help sift through unsolicited submissions, and select poems for publication in the Harvard magazine that my department publishes...everything we got so far is UTTER CRAP; such bad stuff, and I know so many fab writers; it's sort of a religion/faith/spirituality/scholarly/politics sort of thing, so send your ( Read more... ) -
I can be cruel
Probably the meanest thing I ever have or ever will post here, but I hope this idiot dies.
Seriously.
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"Black Lung," "Anthracite," "Digitial-to-Analog Converter," "Nicea," "Red Shift," "Thomas Grey." And that's just the last round. I don't know why or how I know them, or where they came from, but they just pop out of my mouth. dammit, I must be on Jeopardy!!
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life is NOT FAIR
I have a less-than-300-sqare-feet apartment, and Asslee Simpson has a 1,300 square foot CLOSET.
whore.slag.cunt.
