#36 Theme 23: Little Love Story - Penicillin; Tora/Hiroto

[beyondtheremix]

Title: Cock Talk
Author: beyondtheremix
Theme: 023 Little Love Story (Penicillin)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tora/Hiroto
Band[s]: Alice Nine
Disclaimer: Smut. Fluff. Complete crack. No srsly. I'm not… I’m not even going to try and hide it.
Comments: "How's it hanging?"

Comments

[beyondtheremix]

YEAH I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE OWES ME SOMETHING FOR WRITING THIS MONSTROSITY. SOMEONE. Anyone? LMAO WHY DEAR LORD WHY?!

Thanks for wasting my day XD

I'm tired now lol. This took a lot out of me.

[beyondtheremix]

ROOOOOOFL

I seriously think I've read this somewhere in some magazine. Seriously. There is something so ridiculously cute about Pon playing with Tora's cock *SNORT* Yes yes the tiger has a very awesome life indeed hehehehehehe.

I did not just write this. Nope.

[beyondtheremix]

YES

O_O

NOT ME.

Definitely not.

[unna_rainchaser]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Srsly, after the first few lines I was like oh good gods this will end in kokigami.... WHYYYYYYYYYYY XDDDDDD!

[beyondtheremix]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh yes.

I did.

*headdesk*

And finally the penguin got to fly. HAHAHAHA.

[unna_rainchaser]

I'm having a crack overdose today anyway XD First One Piece then FuriKuri and this to top it all. Oh dear xD!

[beyondtheremix]

AHAHAHAHA

I just realized. The title of this is a dead giveaway. XDDDDDD You might need to get your head checked soon. One Piece... LOL

[echo_plex]

-ded-

I think I just broke.

-convulsing with laughter-

That was amazing. XDDDDDD

[beyondtheremix]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

You poor soul reading this travesty *cry*

I hope the golden penguin that is Hiroto's cock doesn't give anyone nightmares.

Thanks for reading XD

[echo_plex]

Don't worry, I write a Hizaki that bailed out on his sex change and has Sou dress his penis in kokigami every week (they also put make up on the head of his penis with little brushes).

XD

I know exactly how you feel. -ded sum moar-

[beyondtheremix]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Hizaki bailing out on a sex change.

LOLOLOLOL

Kokigami. What a terrible idea XDDDDDD

[bellcheria]

OMG
I never understood why people labeled fics 'crack' when they weren't AND I UNDERSTAND WHY THE FIRST HALF OF THIS IS SOOSOSOSSO CRACKY
but in the end? Utter sweetness!!! I just GRINNED my ass of half of the time and actually had my jaw dropped (behind the reception, I AM SUPPOSED TO WORK HEREEEEE).

I think this is just a ridicoulous sweet Pon and (after he know what the hell it is about) very understanding Tora.

AND SHOU
'B-baby.' xDDDDDDDDD I loved him in this~!

Okay, so this was a very VERY interresting mixture of fluff, sex, bit of crack AND PLOT. Dude, i was INTRUEGED (or whatever the word is xDD)

oh btw, I know my own english isnt for the best, but I saw some spelling mistakes here and there. Like once there stood wasn't where it maybe should be hadn't? And compleeling xDD Just small things like that.

Anyway, thanks for this amazing fic, I realllyyy liked it and will read it more often. I hope you make more fics like this xDD They are really funny and and and PLOTTYYYYYYYY

[beyondtheremix]

LOL yes. THIS IS CRACK. DON'T TRY AND DENY IT.

Shou is such a good guy here *snickers* and Tora is so flustered and omg what do I do and Hiroto is so much lulz XDDDD Very interesting *snorts* Kokigami is interesting... very interesting ROFLROFL

And~ I gave up on grammar and spelling a long time ago LOL I'll try and reread this... sometimes in the future... maybe >_> LOL I'm too afraid. This is so terrible XDDD

Well thanks for reading!!<333