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[bezerkangel]

Perhaps next time I get accosted by an overzealous christian type telling me I will be going to hell I shall tell them a LJ quiz told me otherwise.

That or, Piss off cunt.

After you die...
Heaven

After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.

Comments

[keeffinnan]

I'm not taking that quiz I only beleive in the concept
of when we die we go on up to to teh great spaff in the sky!!!

[bezerkangel]

Clouds made from spaff!!!

[keeffinnan]

in heaven everything is spaff in heaven.....! you see ever since you said the word spaff I'm obsessed with it!Meh...

[bezerkangel]

It's really stuck with you that one hasn't it ;)

*Awww man, I'm rolling with some rubbish puns today.

[rivetmike]

How can you be surrounded by everyone you love, I'll be in the ground :(

[bezerkangel]

Heck if you is on the ground then that's where I'll go :)

You wont be able to escape me that easy even in das afterlife :)

[keeffinnan]

no mate you are gonna be in hell where all the good sounds come from!!!

[bezerkangel]

I'm sure you guys could sort me out a guestlist or somethin?

[keeffinnan]

Oh yeah Its just satans bouncer is a bit of twat I hear!!!!!

[bezerkangel]

Maybe I can bribe him with something.
Now what could you bribe satans bouncers with?
*thinks max and paddy from phoenix nights*

Walkie talkies!

[keeffinnan]

knowing my luck I will end up in bukkake snuff scat hell,where a load of jap girls will spaff and puke in my eyes doh!!!!

[bezerkangel]

PMSL!!!

Oh noes and there will be no kleenex to wipe yourself clean! It'll be like Groundhog day - the Spaff edition!

[keeffinnan]

PMSL!!!!! groundhog day the spaff edition!!!Wher can i gets me that dvd

[bezerkangel]

WHSpaffs sells it I think :)