Eating Worms

[bf9k]

It's been five long weeks since I've received a comment here.

What's wrong with you people?  Have you no sensitivity towards my feelings?

How would you feel if I were to shove a broomstick up my ass, lift myself up, and parade myself about the streets, as a showing of protest towards my neglect?

Huh?  How would you feel?

(probably a lot better than

Comments

[jasonmichaels]

Because rumor had it, they found your body in a ditch off of I-95, under a pile of Colt 45 cans and a transvestite 'escort'.

[bf9k]

That was a malicious and slanderous lie!!!

(they were Schiltz Malt Liquor cans)

[killpill]

Aroused

[bf9k]

Who would you more envy. Me or the broomstick?

[killpill]

Depends which end of the broomstick you shove up there.

[ex_nada_o_ni545]

This worm-eating business is getting out of hand. :)

[bf9k]

As long as they buy you dinner first...

[alarmed]

Well, buttcheese, I have sent you a couple emails, and wondered where you been.

But, I can only do so much before your abandonment is apparently a personal attack against me. Now that you've posted, I have cancelled my flight to Colorado.

[bf9k]

You're right, I have been remiss in responding to emails.

I can only imagine the sorrow with which you cancelled the flight to your mostest favoritest state...

[alarmed]

You have a good memory sir, I know now why I keep you around....

that and the videos of you and killpill