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bf9k

Tips for Happy Living

Nov 05, 2005 22:53

Tip #324:

If you ever date a Filipina girl (ignore the redundundancy),

It's a good idea to call her "Pookie."

She'll really appreciate that affectation.

Comments 5

spinero_solidum November 6 2005, 02:37:14 UTC

garfield had the right idea all along, hehehe.

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jasonmichaels November 6 2005, 05:37:51 UTC

You should also mention that it's part of the courtship process to use that term with the girl's father when referring to her daughter. And don't forget to grin when saying it. He'll appreciate that.

killpill November 7 2005, 09:16:01 UTC

As in: "We got really drunk last night and I was doing Pookie from behind when all of a sudden, she got sick and puked all over your bedsheets. Sorry about that."

jasonmichaels November 8 2005, 08:56:02 UTC

That approach might work on American girls.

But in other parts of the world, you must still negotiate with the father in exchange for goats or camels; A process known from this moment as poon-wrangling.

anonymous December 2 2005, 03:20:43 UTC

LMAO. I have to leave a comment on this one. LOLOLOLOL. I never realised it until now that pookie is also...

anon :P