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[bf9k]

I won the lottery.

How was your week?

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[mortimer_ford]

It was a rough week. Reminds me of the time I saved your life in that alley. You won't remember it of course. It was a long time ago, but you seemed to get a little memory back after I helped you rehab your memory and the ability to speak English. You still don't remember the time you told my wife I had been cheating on her, and she believed you! Ha, you old dog, how could I ever be sore about that. The things you do for friends. FOREVER - She's still around, of course, she lives in the trailer next to me. She's been sucking me dry for alimony and child support for those kids that aren't even mine. But I keep an eye on them, making sure they're healthy, since she's a meth dealer and all. That's me. Always keeping an eye on my friends.

[bf9k]

She lives in the trailer next door? A perfect arrangement!

But does she have meth-mouth? God that's hot.

[alarmed]

I wish you'd never have married my mom!

[bodiddley]

well, how much was that doggie in the window, then?

[bodiddley]

btw, by the end of this week, i'm about to be out of my job.
i could use a j-185 to cheer me up. i could really use it.

[spinero_solidum]

[bf9k]

Man, you've had a hard year. First you died 3 weeks ago, and now the job thing. I think that's so unfair. That employers discriminate against the dead. They ought form a union.

[bf9k]

You did both Lester Piper and George Washington this last week?

Hellz yeah that's a good week.