Toto, ain't no way we're in fucking Kansas anymore.

[bfhell]

Um, did anyone else feel that quake? Um, did anyone else feel like they were being used as Parchezee dice for god? First I keptthinking, as I lay there next to my snoring boyfriend in his cardboard apartement building, "Who are those fucking airhead jocks downstairs trying to murder this evening?" And then I thought, as books fell on our heads

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[chapter_five]

spooky quake shaky times
woot

Quake? What quake?

[gramdalf42]

Although it sounds like you're experience with the recent earthquake was exciting, you should try showering during it. Dum dum DUM! (You all thought this was going somewhere, didn't you?) Actually, where it's going is this: I didn't feel a thing. My dad woke up and came downstairs (I was at home, not that it made any difference to my feeling it) and I hadn't felt a thing. Maybe it was because I was standing up? I have no idea. But everyone else is talking about it, and I feel like I was in some strange alternate dimension, with what I recall was a very humid atmosphere. At any rate, I hope you're all happy about leaving me out of all your uncontrolled mayhem and wacky planetary belch equivalents. Thanks a billion.
-Angry About Missing Earthquakes Man