In the begining

[bfp]

I am BFP...

B as in Bat (to smack, to hit, to punish)

F as in Fat (Me presently... 259 at 6')

P as in Pat (My name)

How did I earn this tag? Just the humor of a friend of mine canology and lost soul known from here on as VivMan. Back when I was 200 lbs I made an offhand comment to the afore mentioned persons that I should drop 20 lbs. Canology and VivMan

Comments

[canology]

Welcome aboard the LJ train, dude!

You should point out that both Vivman and I were both fairly serious chubsters when you coined your name, we were mocking your claims of obesity when we were both obviously tubbier than thou.

I'm surprised you didn't mention that you suffer from elephantiasis of the scrotum and had to push it around in a wheelbarrow. Maybe TMI for your first post, now that I think about it. Just like tyma never mentions the "gape" videos that he has starred in. Or joemorf's ability to do a pitch perfect Ella Fitzgerald impersonation if he hits the high note just as he squeezes his colostomy bag.
People just don't really need to know that kinda personal stuff, ya know?

[canology]

Gape is short for "gaping".
They are anal videos where the camera zooms in on the gaping bung hole after the dude pulls out and cums. Evidently someone out there thinks that that is arousing.

Another fun factoid I learned from Vivman, along with the existence of A2M videos.

Actually

[qforlong]

MOST of the gaping in anal vids is filmed PRE the cum shot... then post the cumshot. (Easier to keep the whole nice and enlarged when the stud's cock is still rock hard.

"I think I can see my house from here..."

[joemorf]

Welcome aboard, BFP!

I wish you many productive and informative LJ hours.

~j