I recently read a book about this wizard named Ged. Ged did something stupid and unleashed a being of pure darkness (his shadow) into the world. The shadow wants to suck his soul out of him. The book is the tale of Ged fleeing from and then eventually DESTROYING his shadow ( Read more... )

I need a newborn kitten. Please let me know if you know where to get a newborn kitten.

I LIVE IN A GREAT HOUSE WITH MY GREAT GIRLFRIEND AND MY GREAT FRIENDS AND WE HAD A GREAT SHOW AND WERE GOING TO HAVE MORE GREAT SHOWS AND I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT BE ON THE VERGE OF MAKING GREAT MUSIC WITH BRAINGOAT AND I MIGHT BE IN A GREAT HARDCORE BAND SOON.

EVERYTHING IS GREAT!

Earlier this week, I consulted the tables. I was told some extremely monumental things. Tonight I act.

Probably.

So I guess everyone thinks that I am not over my recently departed ex-girlfriend. This is false. In fact, here is a visual representation of just how over her I am:

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CHAD MIGSLY

I'D RATHER EAT YOUR DIRTY NEEDLES
THAN HEAR THAT YOU'RE ALIVE

YOU'VE GOT EVERY STD
EVEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU SUCK

TURNS OUT MY FRIENDS WERE RIGHT
YA, YOU'RE A SLUT

If you're not familiar with our body of work, this song is a sequel to the song GREG MANWITZ (I'D RATHER SNORT MY PISS AND SHIT/THAN LISTEN TO YOU TALK/YOU'VE GOT 20 STDS/YOU'RE BREATH ( Read more... )

this sucks.

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS. Seriously. I want to thank you.

The dude that called me the first time, not the retarded bitch that called me after.

Please inform me if you know anything about this.

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