Your Penis Name is: Meat 'n' Potatoes

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You're waiting for someone to put you together,
You're waiting for someone to push you away,
There's always another wound to discover,
There's always something more you wish he'd say.

He's everything you want
He's everything you need
He's everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time.

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It's raining here now, how depressing. Rain, rain, go away, come again another day ( Read more... )

Or at least it was, it's stopped now and there's a light covering on the floor but thats about it, nothing you can play with really ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to you,
You live in a zoo,
You look like a monkey,
And you smell like one too!

Happy Birthday Dudette! Have a good one and I'll see you saturday.

Now that you're 18 I can't pretend that I'm 18 anymore, oh well I'll just pretend to be 19 instead lol!

TTFN

Alex (Davies): "Wot a stupid place to park a bus ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boobs!

1. Snow White's coffin was made of Boobs.
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Boobs.
3. Boobs will often glow under UV light.
4. Birds do not sleep in Boobs, though they may rest in them from time to time.
5. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Boobs floating in their swimming pools.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lucy!

1. The porpoise is second to Lucy as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Lucy, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
3. There are six towns named Lucy in the United States.
4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Lucy.
5. Koalas sleep for 22 hours ( Read more... )

I've just done my solo performance, I'm so glad it's over ( Read more... )