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[bhikhu]

I want a tall, handsome baritone with gentle hands and a commanding voice and stage presence. He must be well versed in the art-songs of Ned Rorem and like to wear merino sweaters. He'll of course know how to make the perfect tom collins (not too much sour, please), stir a martini like no other, and rock my world in bed (and the in the shower, on

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[_winterborn]

Wow, by the sounds of it, i want a boy like that too! *cries* Beautiful.