a new low

[biancaciao]

i was sitting in my office, minding my own business, eating my lunch, when Dick comes in.

"Can you put on an administrative hat for me?" he says.
"Um, okay, sure," I say.
"Can you write this address (points) on this envelope (points) and mail it for me?" he says.
"Just address the envelope? And put it in the mailbox?" (confused face) I say.
"That's it

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[monkeybumface]

Honestly, do they really expect you to wear a hat? Is it pointy? I'd enjoy wearing a hat in work now because my hair is at that stage where I really can't do anything with it. Just the other day, when I was "joking" about going to see the Bee Gees tribute, somebody asked me if I was hoping to join them. I wish I was a fan of the Bee Gees now so I could take that as a compliment.

[biancaciao]

they would actually probably kind of like it, the perverts. if i had a say in the matter, i'd wear a big middle finger hat covered in rainbow glitter.

and now, thanks to you, i have the chorus of "night fever" stuck in my head. i hope you're proud of yourself.

[monkeybumface]

I am quite proud, yes. Proud of the fact that my own tribute to the huge-toothed 70's songsters, the Bee Jews, are performing at a bar mitzvah this very weekend. I'm excited to see the reaction to our new comedy song, "How Deep Is Your Pierick?".