I have to make a speech of some kind at my sister's wedding next year. I might just borrow that power of example/example of power thing. Before today I was sure I'd just plagiarise Johnnie Cochran's closing OJ Simpson argument but the white people in the audience (audience?) would be confused by the whole race issue.
while using a quote from an admitted adulterer might not be in the best taste, somehow i'm pretty sure the whole, "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit" line might not go over so well with the wedding audience (?)
i don't know if you have republicans in ireland, but i'm pretty sure if you did you'd be as disgusted with them as i am right now.
I was actually thinking of taking it a bit further: "You've seen me up here for about five minutes now. I put a wedding dress on and who am I? I'm still me. Look at my sister over there - she's got a big head - my sister in a wedding dress from two blocks away is still my sister. It's no disguise, it makes no sense. Thanks for coming."
And yeah we have "republicans" here but they killed a whole load of English and Northern Irish people so I guess they're still better than yours. I don't really know a whole lot about American politics (apart from an unnecessarily large amount from the 1970s thanks to Hunter Thompson) but how anyone can vote for Grizzly McCain is beyond me. I'm thinking it has something to do with this superior oven chips but is that really enough?
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i don't know if you have republicans in ireland, but i'm pretty sure if you did you'd be as disgusted with them as i am right now.
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"You've seen me up here for about five minutes now. I put a wedding dress on and who am I? I'm still me. Look at my sister over there - she's got a big head - my sister in a wedding dress from two blocks away is still my sister. It's no disguise, it makes no sense. Thanks for coming."
And yeah we have "republicans" here but they killed a whole load of English and Northern Irish people so I guess they're still better than yours. I don't really know a whole lot about American politics (apart from an unnecessarily large amount from the 1970s thanks to Hunter Thompson) but how anyone can vote for Grizzly McCain is beyond me. I'm thinking it has something to do with this superior oven chips but is that really enough?
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