so much for cannibalism...

[biancaciao]

so apparently money doesn't buy class. or a new shower curtain.

we went to richmond over the weekend to "celebrate" the marriage of a "friend" who shortly after breaking off a 12 year long relationship with someone i absolutely adore, decided to marry himself a chinese "girl".

i say "celebrate" because frankly i didn't really give a shit about the

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[monkeybumface]

I want to marry a Chinese "girl". How do I find them? (Don't say "in China" because that's ridiculous; I can't go to China, only a Chinese restaurant.....ahhhhhh)

How do you cook your eggs?

[biancaciao]

no, not china. try woody allen's basement.

over easy.

[monkeybumface]

Woody Allen lives above a shop called "Easy"? That explains a lot, probably.