i totally just burned my eyes with my ethiopian fingers!

[biancaciao]

i seem to be a walking ball of disaster these days, with the (almost) cutting off of the thumb (twice) and the dropping cereal bowls on my big toe (which is really starting to get gross on me now by the way). in addition to my physical injuries, i've been swimming around in a giant fucking cauldron of stress, boiling and bubbling over into pretty

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aw, you make my life

[anonymous]

I am in tears from laughing so hard! Come back! Tomorrow.

PS Did you HAVE to find the most ridiculous drunk picture of me in existence??? haha!