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[bibbetyboo]

Apparently, to win fame, fortune and dubious popularity for so-called 'musical talent', all I have to do is lay a governor. I'm thinking I'll stick to dead people; it's less gross

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[aesops_horse]

UGH! That's like dumping all the spices in the pantry into one dish! You end up with one big ugly mess with no discernible distinct flavor! How horrible. Thanks for the warning, I almost went in that place the other day but I was already late getting to work.

[bibbetyboo]

It is an exceptional bagel place. The 'everything' bagel is just taken far too literally for comfort.

[tweedlelee]

[bibbetyboo]

But if it is the existence of everything bagels that holds the fabric of life together, what happened before everything bagels?

[tweedlelee]

[bibbetyboo]

I don't think the dinosaurs had bagels...

[quietchamber]

TL;DR.

[bibbetyboo]

I think it goes 'diaf'?

[quietchamber]

Go back to England.

[bibbetyboo]

Not from England, Cole.

[maleficentia]

Here I was, thinking I'd been delivered. God, why hast thou forsaken me.

[bibbetyboo]

He doesn't like you. Neither does Santa. Suck it up, eat brownies, etc, etc.

[maleficentia]

I do not eat brownies in response to the death of God; I am not a weepy teenager. Or Nietzsche.

[bibbetyboo]

Well, eat brownies anyway. You PMS as badly as a weepy teenager.