I'm stupid.

[biblebitch]

I did not get a job this summer, although I legitimately could've gotten one. I applied to a half dozen places (ie, everywhere in Wayne County) and have experience with both fry cooking and cash registers. However, I suddenly decided that I had enough money that I could take a summer off, so I withdrew my applications and started watching

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[suttonadams]

Darling Matthew, I too am jobless, and yes...it is boring. :( But at least I've got a hot sugar daddy named Clifford to take care of me until UofL starts paying me to exist again.

On a more different note, I miss you!!!

this is Dustin

[anonymous]

Hey there roommate-to-be, got a new number. 502-224-0051. Call me when you get a chance so we can discuss what else we need for the room. I gots a vacuum I'm obsessed with. I feel like a house-wife.

[rachelisanerd]

Dear Matt,
You are, in fact, useless. One way you could make yourself a little less uselss is to whore yourself out to truckers. Does your town have an interstate highway running through it? If so, your problem is solved. My town has no large passage-ways for truckers craving cheap sex, so I had to get one of those real jobs. And its ok, not exciting like selling my body, but its ok.
Yours truly,
Rachel

[biblebitch]

That's a great idea. It never occured to me to charge them.