So I went to church the other day. Everyone knows that I love kids, especially babies, but now I see what freaks Rachel out. This kid in the row ahead of me was sucking on a lollipop, and his mothers long hair got stuck on it, but then he KEPT EATING IT. It freaked the hell out of me; I tried to pay attention to the priest but couldn't, I was ( Read more... )

Congratulations to the cast of "The Winter's Tale," especially to Ashley Merkle, whose rendition of the naughty shepherdess turned me straight, and to Lan, who turned me back ( Read more... )

I just bought a Kroger bag full of Easter candy for under five dollars. It's officially the greatest day of my life.

If you look at my picture, it is from THE Hurricane Summers doing my make-up to teach commonGround about drag queening. I am so hottt.

They turned the air conditioning on the other day. My life is complete.

This is the first time I've actually played along with this. I wouldn't have bothered if it wasn't for Rachel's fabulosity. But you have to read the last entry because it was freakin' cool ( Read more... )

Today at commonGround, THE Hurricane Summers made a guest appearance and taught us how to do drag queen make-up. And guess what...I got to be the example! It was so hilarious. As soon as I get the pictures, I will show everyone I've ever met. I was completely unrecognizable ( Read more... )

We played the Survivor board game with Nick (a kid in my dorm who has an unhealthy Survivor obsession--ie, he had enough $30 official bandanas to share with the five players). He formed an alliance with me, and together we voted Rick and Joe off the island. We were unstoppable. At the end, it was Nick, Rick, and me, and I had immunity. They ( Read more... )

So, I apparently left my closet door open after getting dressed this morning. And what should be hanging there? That damn red dress I wore for Halloween. It's safe to say my rilf has proof that I'm gay, and he also has proof that I was born during the 80's ( Read more... )

I should've gone to the Taco Bell with Lan and Nick because I am bored just sitting here alone with nothing but my rilf and my livejournal for company. I love both, but in very different ways ( Read more... )

I am bored. I am livejournaling. I am sucking on a sucker ( Read more... )

Does anyone else get confused when someone tries to call it the Swain Activities Center? Maybe it's just me, or maybe you're all too embarrassed to talk about it. Activity Centers can be quite embarrassing ( Read more... )