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I will make my mother internet famous. I will I will I will.
She's already taking over ONTD_Skating. Successss -
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Do you ever get wanderlust so intense that you feel you'll go mad if you're not in a car with no destination in mind in like five minutes?
I've got that right now.
I just want to drive.
Pack a bag, a couple pairs of underwear, some t-shirts, some pads, a toothbrush- nothing big, not even a duffle.
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Grandma: Do you want a strumpet?
Me: ....yes?
Dad: I think you mean crumpet.
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So apparently my cleanliness tester is in my feet because if I've just washed my feet I feel clean, no matter how sweaty and nasty I am everywhere else.
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"If you were a potato, I would, like, eat you. A lot."
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overheard convo of the day-
"You know what I want? That stuff that you can put on other stuff." -
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So turns out I don't actually have strep throat, which sucks because no meds will make this bitch of a sore throat magically poof away. I made myself a cup of mint tea with lots of honey, drank half of it and then discovered a bug in it.
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YO SO DOCTOR WHO.
Epic.
Epically.
Epic.
IDEFK HOW TO USE LJ CUTS AND NO ONE WILL BE READING THIS SO IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD SPOIL THEM
but anyway I'm just saying:
Epicccccc I was really pleasantly surprised. I was worried I'd spend the whole time wanting to smash Matt Smith's face in and instead I genuinely think he/his Doctor rocks fairly hardcore. I was ( Read more... ) -
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I have this gawdawful urge to write fanfiction about my friends.
as;dha;shd;a j a;sjd wut.
I don't even have plot bunnies or anything, I just want to write fanfiction about people I know.
See this is why no one likes me.