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[bif_and_sarah]

For those of you keeping track, this entry is being written by the combination of Bif and Sarah that we just this second decided to name Sif. Or possibly Barah. Both options are causing Bif to freak out and make strange sounds, so its all just up in the air and you're going to have to be okay with that

Comments

[nickboy]

here's a comment, you whiny babies. Also, you didn't include the catchphrase "coyly naked dad". AND I'm watching the Tigger movie.

no, you're whiny

[bif_and_sarah]

see, you're whiny

[demirep77]

so where the fuck is -my- comment, then?

[demirep77]

yeah, my alternator went once too. only i was in northern ontario on a dirt road with lots of hills and trees and it was a VERY long time before someone (in a pickup truck) finally drove by.

good times, good times.

sarah - TELL me you don't actually like doctor pepper better than coffee. that's really upsetting.

and now for a little bit of the old TMI - the other day i drank way too much coffee (okay, i do that almost every day) and my pee smelled like espresso.

it's true.

honestly, if dr. pepper were a person, we'd already be married

[bif_and_sarah]

things that dr. pepper has over coffee:

1) it doesn't smell like dirty feet

2) the can is is lovely color

3) it inspired me once to have a 6 month long pen pal relationship
with some random guy out of the back of MRR

4) my refrigerator is making strange popping sounds. this may or may
not have anything to do with how great dr. pepper is, but it is
certainly on my mind as i sit here.

i believe i have proven my point. *nodding*

~Mrs. Doctor Pepper

coffee may not be a person but last spring we had the most traumatic love affair

[demirep77]

or!

coffee vs doctor pepper!! cage match on PPV!! 10:30 EST!! check out the exclamation points!! a VERY exciting match indeed!! as proved by the exclamation points!!

- coffee is -intellectual-. who's ever heard of people getting together to discuss philosophy or elephant nose hair art over a sodapop? nobody? exaaactly.

- coffee makes you warm. sodapop makes you gassy. ewww.

- coffee is cheaper.

- coffee beans are naturally occuring, not something made up by some mad scientist in his parents basement. that means that coffee is spiritual and beautiful and makes the baby jesus happy.

- coffee smells great even when it's comming out, as i can honestly say i witness several days out of the week. mmmm.

- coffee does not have an evil twin (ie Mister Pib)

TAKE THAT

xo,

Brandy

p/s - there is NO such thing as a Doctor Pepper bean. stop lying.

i'm going to have to agree with brandy on this- i'm sorry sarah- you know my feelings on coffee

[bif_and_sarah]

except about the intellectual thing b/c i'm anti-anything-intellectual. coffee is god and god is mod.

bif