some FAQ's on my new girlfriend

[bif_and_sarah]

so, i guess i should update that i am seeing someone, as of the last 2 hours, and her name is maggie gyllanhaal

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thoughts on those lovely gyllanhaals

[bif_and_sarah]

i'm glad that you're my best friend because it will make it all the easier for us to stage what i like to call a "gyllanhaal coup" and take them over. that's right. we're gonna be the boss of them and they're gonna like it. my favorite part will be the double dates with guns to their heads. its gonna RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK.

~the future sarah gyllanhaal (your sister in law to be)

[demirep77]

dear bif,

hop on over to aim since msn is down now, please.

sincerely,

brandy

peeee essss

[demirep77]

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