so i woke up this morning and looked in the mirror and noticed that my right ear was trying to escape my head in the middle of the night
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donkey loveshesspecialDecember 9 2003, 03:47:48 UTC
Bif,
it sucks that you might be turning into a donkey but donkeys need love too!! Please tell Sarah that I'm back on the face of the planet. I just took a vacation from the face and visited the ass for awhile. I find myself preoccupied by the "ass" in general in life..(especially when at the gym) So basically I've just jumped to the conclusion that life revolves around donkeys. I've also come to the conclusion that I should take my vitamins and drink more water to avoid sounding like a dumbASS...see ASS talk is fun!
You have obviously never seen pinocchionickboyDecember 9 2003, 06:28:14 UTC
Of course you are turning into a donkey because you went to the island where little boys play pool and smoke cigarettes and curse and drink. You have to go back to your father's toy store and be a good little wooden boy or else soon you'll have a tail and won't be able to say anything but "heeeeehaww."
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it sucks that you might be turning into a donkey but donkeys need love too!! Please tell Sarah that I'm back on the face of the planet. I just took a vacation from the face and visited the ass for awhile. I find myself preoccupied by the "ass" in general in life..(especially when at the gym)
So basically I've just jumped to the conclusion that life revolves around donkeys. I've also come to the conclusion that I should take my vitamins and drink more water to avoid sounding like a dumbASS...see ASS talk is fun!
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but.
whoever that girl is i swear to god she wins a prize for being the luckiest girl on the entire planet.
and i bet she can't wait to see you.
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ps: yay for meeting you-know-who!
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