you and i were battling the unseen forces in morganton you had nunchucks and your wheelchair, i hadlazer beams on my wrists and karate moves downtown will never be the same, but hey... at least we saved the day
real - you showing me where you grew up :) with old school hymns playing!
We traveled around the world, just you and I, and we met all the mythical creatures society claims aren't real. It was living in Tolkien's world for a year.
this is a true story that i made upthebatman33December 6 2005, 03:39:25 UTC
well, you and I were cruisin' down the road when out of nowhere, some dude jumps out and we hit him with the car.
i jump out and run up to the guy, you are in the car bawling your little eyes out
turns out, it's fucking william shatner and he's ok . . . but he does need a ride
of course, you agree, and we all head to hickory and trade shots of jack at mcguire's
shatner flips the bill, naturally . . . unfortunately, we black out and find ourselves in atlantic city with 3 dollars between the two of us and a broken blow pop
go figure . . .
know why that's a fake story?? i don't drink jack . . . the rest is true . . . oddly enough
an actual true story . . .
we started at slim's, drinking some brews with big jimmy, over loud music, you ask if i wanna leave and go to *inaudible suggestion*
half way to hickory, i ask again and realize we are headed to Emerson's . . .
popped my strip club cherry ya did . . . and that's true
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you had nunchucks and your wheelchair, i hadlazer beams on my wrists and karate moves
downtown will never be the same, but hey... at least we saved the day
real - you showing me where you grew up :) with old school hymns playing!
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i jump out and run up to the guy, you are in the car bawling your little eyes out
turns out, it's fucking william shatner and he's ok . . . but he does need a ride
of course, you agree, and we all head to hickory and trade shots of jack at mcguire's
shatner flips the bill, naturally . . . unfortunately, we black out and find ourselves in atlantic city with 3 dollars between the two of us and a broken blow pop
go figure . . .
know why that's a fake story?? i don't drink jack . . . the rest is true . . . oddly enough
an actual true story . . .
we started at slim's, drinking some brews with big jimmy, over loud music, you ask if i wanna leave and go to *inaudible suggestion*
half way to hickory, i ask again and realize we are headed to Emerson's . . .
popped my strip club cherry ya did . . . and that's true
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