4th Buttle

[big_bad_butler]

You wouldn't believe the amount of wine we've got on board the ship.  Or how fast it's going.  Every time I take an order to room service I go down there to get some and a dozen more bottles are gone.  And there still seems to be no end to it.

At least the tips are good, though.  Suppose that's understandable on this ship though.  I served on the

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[merchantboom]

Continue the good work Purser. There is a member of the crew that needs his room looked at. He claims that he is unable to close the porthole.

[big_bad_butler]

Oh? That's definitely a problem and I'll look into that immediately. Thank you, sir.

[badassbutler]

Sir, I'd like to arrange an early breakfast tomorrow. My employer is a notably early riser.

[big_bad_butler]

I'll see to it. What would you like?

[badassbutler]

A hearty fry-up, I imagine. Eggs, bacon, sausage, toast.

[big_bad_butler]

That shouldn't be a problem. How does he like his eggs cooked?