the red badge of courage is safely back in ttown after a long chain of events. mostly the chain of events was the fact that i realized the keys to the truck were in kemps car that was parked next to it with kemp hundreds of miles away in mobile. after being all shit shit shit for a minute i remebered i made copies of the keys cause i predicted i ( Read more... )

i got in this weird zone last night so i went outside where it was colder and smoked a cigarette. I was standing out there thinking and i looked up and there was a circle in the sky. Directly overhead was the moon and the clouds made a perfect circle around its light. It was awesome ( Read more... )

ok so i went to mississippi and ate at my grandma's. I got up at 1 today ate alot and napped until 4:30 and then came on back to ttown where i realize there is noone to talk to. Im suppose to meet kemp tomorrow and head down to savland. I was going to ride with will but he had some weird thing about how he had to do something special at 100,000 ( Read more... )

ok so i now only own one pair of boxers. i havnt the slightest fucking clue how this is possible. i was surprised to find out it was the 22nd last i heard it was october. so, somewhere in that span of time a really strange person came in and stole all of my skivvies ( Read more... )

ok in the unlikely event the "emily cant wake up machine" doesnt work kemp and i are to begin project: flank her this is where i distract emily and then scream "flank her flank her" kemp then shoots out her knees. this is fool because we can not be caught alone as we are tethered together ( Read more... )

ok kemp and i need to build an "emily cant wake up machine" if anyone has any ideas let me know before like 8 in the morning. thats the time we have to beat here. shes going to wake up and we need her not to for like six hours. help.

i got it all lined this weekend im gonna go see the life partner in atl for the weekend. im planning on leaving thurs afternoon john so uh get in touch with me somehow cause i dont exactly know where im going. its gonna be great there will punch and pie for the participants of life partner reunion 04, participation is exclusive to that of the ( Read more... )

i moved a ton of food today seriously 2000lbs for the beat auburn beat hunger canned food drive that my volunteer services is in charge of. Auburn is really kicking our as we have about 15K to their 35K but they dont have anything better to do ( Read more... )

Man its early, I never sleep anymore and i have to change my major cause I dont see myself succeeding in the business world it requires: punctuality, waking-up, and working with people. Anyone who would use these things to describe me is mistaken about who i am. Im paul and i sleep all day am late for everything and work well with people a fraction ( Read more... )

This weekend was very much in line with the insanity that ive known. I found myself in the most bizarre company, and enjoyed it. You can never underestimate the vibe of a hand full of tone deaf drunks singing hotel california. Or the passion in the line "this aint no funky reggae party" damn right it wasnt ( Read more... )