I don't know the answer to the question (probably Ocado so they could order up more Iams) but this reminded me of our old cat, the tabby Hermione (you may remember her?) going to stay with my friend Bradshaw when we went away. Hermione's mother was Bradshaw's cat Harley. "I told Harley her daughter was coming," said Bradshaw, "and she said 'Daughter? She never calls, she never writes . . .'"