Best opening lines?

[big_louie]

So the first rain storm (or storm of any type) since I've gotten here occurred last night. So instead of going on the usual pub crawl, I was stuck inside. I watched the Sevilla-Celta soccer game, then I got to working on this little nugget of gold

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[the_danasaur]

ohhhhhh the redhead said you shred the cello, and i'm jello babbyyyyyy

[bacio_di_estate]

"There are few things pure in this world anymore, and home is one of the few" - O.A.R.

[big_louie]

oh i like that one