My f*cked up vacation

[big_pink]

I can hear Van Halen from my hotel window. If God was ever gonna cut someone down, it would be Diamond Dave on the Plains of Abraham, tonight.

Comments

[regala_electra]

Okay unless you're purposing taking time off to SEE Van Halen, Van Halen is just not welcome during a vacation. *shudders*

[big_pink]

Van Halen came and stalked me during my vacation. Where on earth can a girl go for a bit of privacy, I ask you?

[octavia_b]

This just made me laugh like a loon. Have a great holiday!

[big_pink]

I will continue to do so. But the Van Halen thing was just so freakin'...weird...that I had to share.

*delurking*

[frostian]

You have my sympathies, but at least you can't see what Diamond Dave is wearing. Man, if the dead don't rise tonight out of sheer annoyance they never will!

*passes over earplugs*

Re: *delurking*

[big_pink]

Oh, hello you de-lurked thing, you.

You are ABSOLUTELY right...I did not have to see a geriatric David Lee Roth attempt crotch-splitting jumps in striped spandex. But now, you've got me IMAGINING such things. Thanks.

Very much.

[caffienekitty]

Woah. You picked a heck of a day to be in Quebec City! They play concerts on the Plains of Abraham now? That seems... wrong.

[big_pink]

As I said up-thread, i actually don't mind the fact that they're playing concerts there, it's the rather brutal reality of VAN FUCKING HALEN being the damn headliner. Right now, I can hear something else that involves, I don't know, a Quebecois singer? Yeah. Seems about right.

[x_cat11]

Are you sure you didn't die suddenly and get sent to Hell? Perhaps you are communicating from the great beyond, because honestly I am pretty sure that being stuck with a hotel in hearing range of a live Van Halen concert was mentioned in Dante's Inferno as happening on one of the lower levels. Certainly holding the event on the Plains of Abraham is adding insult to injury, I never knew Quebec City had it in them, Montreal sure, anything goes in Montreal but I thought Quebec City was more serious about their Quebecois heritage. Is this a signal of a new era or will there be someone's head on a pike come Monday? I vote for the pike, but then I want St. Jean de Baptist day as a national holiday because A. It is in June & B. Grandma was a Piche.

[big_pink]

*nods* I am the version of Hell that involves good red wine purchased at the depanneur and dynamite croissants.

I want the 24th juin for a holiday too. Ain't gonna happen.