Riddle me this! why are we so funny but still so modest and beautiful?
me: congatulations!
Heath: thank you how did you know i was prego?
jay kay jay kay....
me: i could smell it from here
it's my x-man power
Heath: ewww you could smell the plesenta
me: it is my gift, it is my curse
Heath: gross, you can smell when women are pregnant
me: from the
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