No one cares about my quotes. I find them interesting and wanted to share with the world. I wanted to provide an entertainign service that might make you think. No one cares though. So fuck you and fuck my quotes.

Well, never got that random pseudo date. She stayed on the fence and never gave a final answer. Her loss i was gonna go all out for it, dress up nice, clean my car, the works. *shrugs* So i went out with a different girl. Her name was alcohal. Sicne i spent my evening with a bottle here are some quotes about bottles ( Read more... )

"I love living in the city ( Read more... )

"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the ( Read more... )

"So I say Hello to wasted hours ( Read more... )

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
~George Bernard Shaw

"Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows."
~David T. Wolf

"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves."
~Robert Anton Wilson

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood ( Read more... )

"Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends ( Read more... )

"I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves ( Read more... )

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
~Michael Pritchard

"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
~Benjamin Franklin

"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."
~Doug Larson