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[big_volodya]

Memes are not usually my thing, but in this case, I’m going to do it, as the baton was apparently specifically passed to me.

Comments

[mgcarbeezy]

Daniel, this is Mario, what's up?

[ted_howard_ii]

Daniel, I trust you have continued your prayers and studies during your stay at Swarthmore. Please do not fall to the temptation premarital sex, and instead preserve yourself so that you may consumate your marriage free of sin. May the Lord be with you.

[ted_howard_ii]

Fuck. Too late.

[big_volodya]

Yeah. That was me.

[anonymous]

YOU HAVE BEEN DEHUMANIZED BY IDIOPATHIC FOOD COMMANDS. SEEK SEMANTIC REPARTITIONING AND FORM IDENTITY SEQUELAE. THIS IS A CERTAIN CURE BUT PLEASE IT MUST BE DONE IMMEDIATELY.