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[big_whoop]

The trip into the Item World a while back managed to net Guybrush a few pawnable items; enough to, you know, not starve to death or something. He's fairly thankful that demon food is apparently edible to pirate palates, and is currently camped at a table in a cafeteria somewhere, flitting through some more of his purloined books.Hmm... item world

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[ihartsweetcurry]

...What's insult sword-fighting?

[big_whoop]

Guybrush looks up.

Insult sword-fighting? Why, it's the sword-fighting method of masters! After all, anybody can wave a sword around, but a good insult will throw your opponents off guard, and a good repartee and a cool head is your best defense! It's the pirate way to fight!

...unless the pirate is a massive cheater, of course... which happens a lot, but that's not the point!

[ihartsweetcurry]

Huh. How does th-that work exactly? [he cants his head, blinking owlishly]

[big_whoop]

Well, it's pretty simple! Say I'm dashingly dueling with you. Sunlight glints off the steel of our swords. It's a flurry of footwork and finesse! And then, as I've got you off guard, I say, "You fight like a dairy farmer!" And you respond...