Chapter 3 came out. Time for a Guybrush Post.

[big_whoop]

Guybrush could care less about the Cave of Ordeals. Anything that deliberately marks itself as an "ordeal" is not something he's touching with a ten foot pole

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[pet_moonrabbit]

Hm? What're you up to, Guybrush?

[big_whoop]

Oh, heya Reisen. You heard anything about who started this stupid "El Pollo Diablo" rumor that's been going around lately?

Speaking of Monkey Island, I finished chapter 3 the day it came out~ @_@

[pet_moonrabbit]

A bit, though I haven't really paid it much attention.

It sounds like a story that Aya would make up to make me stop talking about chicken soup...

Re: Speaking of Monkey Island, I finished chapter 3 the day it came out~ @_@

[big_whoop]

It doesn't EXIST. I keep trying to tell people that, and they don't listen to me! It's just some fried chicken cook's nightmare (and, admittedly, one dashingly handsome pirate in disguise at one point). Is it always like this around here?

[therestherobot]

"El Pollo Diablo"? Yeah I've seen those. They're not as common as Chupacabra, but they show up in South America every once in a while.

[big_whoop]

...wait, WHAT?

Just FYI, I have never played the Monkey Island games, so I will be making things up

[therestherobot]

Devil Chickens. That's what you were talking about right?

They sneak into henhouses, then start multiplying until they can take over a whole town. It was back in nineteen seventy...eight, I think, a couple towns in Brazil got overrun, and they called me and the Tesladyne guys to deal with it.

[big_whoop]

He looks somewhat relieved.

No, we're talking a gigantic, man-sized anthromorphic chicken who goes around taking revenge for every one of his brethren that found its way into a chicken sandwich.