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[big_whoop]

Geez, they want El Pollo Diablo that bad, I'll give them a photo. Just get me some tar, some chicken feathers, and a fake beak. THERE'S your El Pollo Diablo. Fools 9 out of 10 crazy chicken restaurant chefs.

Comments

[pet_moonrabbit]

... you were pretty intent on disproving it earlier, this isn't going to help that.

[big_whoop]

That was before there was DEFINITELY an award. Besides, it wouldn't be the first time I had to pretend I was a gigantic, man-eating demon chicken bent on avenging my fallen, fried comrades.

[pet_moonrabbit]

...

I guess it'd be a simple matter of just making an illusion of the thing.

[big_whoop]

Well yes, that would entail fewer third degree burns.

[papercranelover]

That's a wonderful idea! I really think you should dress up like that and allow demon orphans to take pictures to get the reward!

They need it for sure!

[big_whoop]

Er... yeah. Yeah, entirely my intention. (Yeah right.)

[papercranelover]

How wonderful!

[the_5th_doll]

Since when do pirates dress up as chickens, Guybrush?

[big_whoop]

Since a pirate needs to sneak onto an insane pirate's ship with a taste for greasy fried chicken.

[the_5th_doll]

.... what?

*The statement seems to have hurt Shinku's brain*

[big_whoop]

Probably best not to dwell on it too much.

[peachhat]

You sure would make a good chicken.

[big_whoop]

I'm sure you're an expert on that sort of thing.

[peachhat]

Yep, I tend to watch people making fools out of themselves, and I think you could work great!

[big_whoop]

Hey, I'd be making a fool of myself, but I'd be doing it for FABULOUS PRIZES while I'm at it.