Sea of Acheron? Sign him up for THAT.

[big_whoop]

The sea! Tropical breezes! Fierce pirates raping and pillaging their ways across the ocean waves! I... I'm so HAPPY!

All right! Time to get myself back on my feet. If I'm gonna be stuck here, it's about time I started acting like a REAL PIRATE again! Now I need a ship and some crewmates...

Comments

[youkai_hunting]

[Fierce pirates raping and pillaging ]

[raping and pillaging]

...Please tell me you don't really mean pillaging and...that...other thing.

[big_whoop]

Well, maybe some of the pillaging, but the raping thing not so much, 'cause we're PG-rated, you know.

[youkai_hunting]

[big_whoop]

*sigh* There will be no raping done on the voyages of Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate (tm). Satisfied?

[slapwithpanache]

How horribly offensive. But I suppose if you can't even manage to win at a children's card game, the chance of you actually pillaging anything is fairly small.

[big_whoop]

Hey hey hey, I'll have you know that being a successful pirate and playing a card game are two completely different skill sets!

[slapwithpanache]

Successful pirates scream and run at the sight of holographic monsters, do they?

[big_whoop]

I did NOT scream and run!

...I might have YELPED a bit, but no screaming and running!

[solidprinny]

...Raping?

[big_whoop]

Oh come on, come on, it's just a generic pirate description! I'm not actually gonna do stuff like that, I'm married! Geez!

[solidprinny]

This IS the netherworld, the morality here isn't exactly like Earth's.

[big_whoop]

Yeah, well, even I've got limits. Besides, I'm pretty sure Elaine would knock me to next Sunday if I even thought of doing something like that.

[pet_moonrabbit]

Raping?!

[big_whoop]

Man, everybody's fixated on that one word. Fine. "LOOTING and pillaging." You all happy?

[pet_moonrabbit]

... I guess that's a little better, but...

... are you actually going to pillage villages?

...

Now that I think about it, are there even any villages to pillage?

[big_whoop]

Well, it's more the general principle of the thing. Like a sort of general guideline, you know? Most of the pirates I know spend most of their time getting drunk and passing out anyway.