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lying
cheating
deceptive
devious
self-important
narcissistic
bitches
have no place
in this world
except on my cock.

i need a woman who'll treat me right.

ATTENTION BABYGIRLS
come to me

I will be your fruit
a free roaming fleshy piece of sweet
I will be worth your time
come to me!

please don't wake me from this my golden slumber
i am proud to be a part of this number

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i have figments in my brain the breath leaves me

i still believe in the fingertips of living life

probably cause leads me to betray the life of early causes

no no no nothing knows the reasons

believe in the self of the nothing nonsense!!!!

it will lead to truth and believability shitballs

the first word i ever spoke was 'the'

how could i choose another

it all comes back to the

the is the beginning of all pronouns

the is the nothing of every ending

since then i've spoken moer words

but it all always come back to the

i believe in the

i rest my case on the

i end my night with the

cocaine
nice for ten or fifteen minutes
then the headache
then the nausea
for three hours

cocaine
is not worth the time
nor the money
I'd rather just take speed

john darnielle
dan bejar
jeff mangum
will cullen hart

phil elvrum
jeff buckley
andrew bird
elliott smith

julian koster
kevin barnes
stephen malkmus
robert pollard

ryan adams
thurston moore
jason pierce
david byrne

tom waits
lou reed
david bowie
jeff tweedy

EAT SHIT VERSE WHORE