Bawdy Mael Voice Choir
So, I had a challenge set to me by Nina, a larper who spent over a year hating each other IC but good friends OC at Maelstrom.
Apparently, all my songs are too serious, so she set me the challenge to attempt to write a bawdy song for maelstrom.
The results aren't perfect, but i present "Malathian Knees"
Warning, Contains profanity
Malathian Knees Music can be found here
I (C) saw a maiden, (Dm) by the docks, with (Am) yellow ribbons and (C) copper (G) locks that (C) fell upon her (Dm) brocade frock, (C) Fe-la- (G) fe-la- (C) dee she (C) smiled at me and (Dm) tossed her hair, by (Am) huntress was this (C) maiden (G) fair she (C) beckoned me, if (Dm) I should dare. (C) Fe-la- (G) fe-la- (C) dee So (C) I took her, (Dm) by the hand, that (Am) she would not mis- (C) under- (G) stand just (C) what it was that (Dm) I had planned, (C) Fe-la- (G) fe-la- (C) dee She (C) winked at me, She (Dm) was not shy, oh (Am) Lady, lady (C) you were (G) sly I (C) reached right in and (Dm) touched her thigh and (C) Felt-her- (G) felt-her- (C) knee She (C) looked at me, like (Dm) she was shocked, her (Am) brothers, they (C) drew their (G) dog-locks I (C) felt a pistol a- (DM) gainst my crotch! Oh (C) Fuck-a- (G) Fuck-a- (C) Mee! She (C) spoke with a Mal- (Dm) athian brogue, her (Am) words they painted (C) me a (G) rogue My (C) Gods was she a (Dm) dema-go-guh!
(C) Gog! oh (G) bugger, bugger(C) me! Fuck (C) them all and (Dm) fuck their race, I'd (Am) fuck her all o- (C) ver the (G) place I (C) should'nt have said it (Dm) to her face. I (C) Felt-her- (G) felt-her- (C) knee! (C) Ow!!! My (C) balls, they ached from (Dm) such abuse, Such (Am) women will I (C) ne'er (G) seduce At (C) least until i've (Dm) healed the bruise! No (C) more, no (G) more for (C) me, HELL (F) NO No (C) more, no (G) more for (C) me PLEASE (F) GODS No (C) more, Mal- (G) athian (C) knees
Apparently, all my songs are too serious, so she set me the challenge to attempt to write a bawdy song for maelstrom.
The results aren't perfect, but i present "Malathian Knees"
Warning, Contains profanity
Malathian Knees Music can be found here
I (C) saw a maiden, (Dm) by the docks, with (Am) yellow ribbons and (C) copper (G) locks that (C) fell upon her (Dm) brocade frock, (C) Fe-la- (G) fe-la- (C) dee she (C) smiled at me and (Dm) tossed her hair, by (Am) huntress was this (C) maiden (G) fair she (C) beckoned me, if (Dm) I should dare. (C) Fe-la- (G) fe-la- (C) dee So (C) I took her, (Dm) by the hand, that (Am) she would not mis- (C) under- (G) stand just (C) what it was that (Dm) I had planned, (C) Fe-la- (G) fe-la- (C) dee She (C) winked at me, She (Dm) was not shy, oh (Am) Lady, lady (C) you were (G) sly I (C) reached right in and (Dm) touched her thigh and (C) Felt-her- (G) felt-her- (C) knee She (C) looked at me, like (Dm) she was shocked, her (Am) brothers, they (C) drew their (G) dog-locks I (C) felt a pistol a- (DM) gainst my crotch! Oh (C) Fuck-a- (G) Fuck-a- (C) Mee! She (C) spoke with a Mal- (Dm) athian brogue, her (Am) words they painted (C) me a (G) rogue My (C) Gods was she a (Dm) dema-go-guh!
(C) Gog! oh (G) bugger, bugger(C) me! Fuck (C) them all and (Dm) fuck their race, I'd (Am) fuck her all o- (C) ver the (G) place I (C) should'nt have said it (Dm) to her face. I (C) Felt-her- (G) felt-her- (C) knee! (C) Ow!!! My (C) balls, they ached from (Dm) such abuse, Such (Am) women will I (C) ne'er (G) seduce At (C) least until i've (Dm) healed the bruise! No (C) more, no (G) more for (C) me, HELL (F) NO No (C) more, no (G) more for (C) me PLEASE (F) GODS No (C) more, Mal- (G) athian (C) knees