☆001: the King of Awesome Has Arrived!

[bigbadkoopa]

This thing working?  'Haven't done this kinda diary thingy before

Comments

[sanctus_memoria]

You should learn to ask nicely, Bowser! If you ask nice then someone might cook you something.

Pouts

[bigbadkoopa]

But I'm NOT nice. I'm supposed to be mean!!

Oh no you didn't mister.

[sanctus_memoria]

Well be mean in a nice way or no one will want to do anything for you.

He's all ">8{"

[bigbadkoopa]

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Grrrrr... I'm still mean, so don't think I'll be nice just because I want people to like me okay?

[tapdancinskelly]

That's quite impressive umm... Lord Bowser was it?

[bigbadkoopa]

Yup, don't wear it out buddy.

... What the. Are you some kind of Dry Bones?

[tapdancinskelly]

Well... I suppose my bones do get a little dry sometimes! Yohohoho!

... So... are you some kind of... dragon?

[bigbadkoopa]

I'm not a dragon, I'm a Koopa! The King of 'em, in fact!!

[bombsbursting]

Excuse me. I'm the King of Awesome.

[bigbadkoopa]

Can you breath fire and stomp on wimps? And have your own castle? AND a lava moat?

No? I didn't think so. I'M the King of Awesome, twerp.

[bombsbursting]

I don't stomp on wimps, dork. I am the hero of this story!

O Snap!

[bigbadkoopa]

Dork? ME??

YOU'RE the dork, DORK!!!

[imalwaysrunning]

Cookies and candy growing from the trees? Seriously?

[bigbadkoopa]

Hey, where I'm from you find coins in blocks and eating mushrooms make you huge, but that's pretty much the norm in my world.

But seriously, it was cool like the first two fays I was here... Now I'm annoyed. And I'm hungry.

[justicereigns]

More bitching? Is that all you do?

[bigbadkoopa]

Oh look, it's Smoke Stack the Wonder Jerk!

[justicereigns]

Really? Is that the best insult you can do turtle soup?

[bigbadkoopa]

How about I just cut to the chase and turn YOU into soup, creep!!