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[bigballereast]

Have any of you guys even noticed that really big cemeteries usually have a golf course within a half a mile radius? Is it for when them-old bastards are done fuckin around with their 18 holes of boredom they can go off and walk 100 yards to find a grave that they can plunge into? I think so. Hell, easy clean up, instead of peeling them off a

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[sweetolivejuice]

remember that old toy thingy that i had?
we used to play with it and press the buttons and it would talk.
and when you pressed the letter U it would say:
The Letter U, is for umbrella.
and umbrella sounded so weird and robotic.

heh, well i thought it was funny..
:P

[bigballereast]

Haha like my other Grandma's voice box! Yea I remenber that. You still got it? I bet I can make some made Techno off that toy.

[sweetolivejuice]

as a matter of fact i do.
id like to hear the techno you make out of it.

[__tit]

i hate the work ointment.
blahh.

[anonymous]

In 1663, Bruce Willis beat a notorious pirate captain at cards in the basement of a London pub. When the captain accused him of cheating, Bruce Willis promptly killed him by shooting a stream of fire from his mouth. The resulting blaze destroyed most of London, as Bruce remained in his seat. When the police attempted to arrest him, he punched the nearest policeman hard enough to catapult his skull out of the back of his head, which leveled the nearby orphanage it struck.

-Dave

[__tit]

i didn't know that it was your bday a little bit ago!!! i love you matt happy late birthday! ♥