Comments | bigbluehat: Forth Wall Blessing

bigbluehat

Forth Wall Blessing

Dec 18, 2009 12:58

The Welcome Center can't really handle a crowd like this...

Oh bother.

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erkindanger December 18 2009, 19:02:21 UTC

[From somewhere, you hear narration...] The strongest adventurer on Earth, Erk de Forever, arrived at the Welcome Center!

[In comes said adventurer.]

bigbluehat December 18 2009, 20:55:01 UTC

Hmm... Quite the name.

erkindanger December 18 2009, 20:56:46 UTC

[The Narration clearly isn't coming from Erk.]

Erk suddenly spotted him! The Blue Hatter, his long lost half-brother. He ran over as fast as he could!

bigbluehat December 19 2009, 04:33:37 UTC

B-BROTHER?!

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d_d_dora December 18 2009, 19:16:12 UTC

Who do we ask when we don't know where to go?

[stares off in a random direction. Wait for it, wait for it...]

That's RIGHT! The MAP! Say MAP, say MAP!

bigbluehat December 18 2009, 20:55:25 UTC

... Who are you talking to?

d_d_dora December 18 2009, 23:04:04 UTC

To the MAP. [Duh...]

[Oh god, the map emerges from within the confines of the sentient purple bookbag and starts to sing. HE knows how to get to the Welcome Center...and it's up to YOU to tell DORA and BOOTS because they can't be bothered to listen to that song again.]

bigbluehat December 19 2009, 04:34:09 UTC

...

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mydearapplepie December 18 2009, 19:37:14 UTC

[But can Sasarai handle a freshly baked apple pie sitting on a table near him?]

bigbluehat December 18 2009, 20:56:08 UTC

-ALREADY HAS A PIECE, CAESARPIE THING.-

mydearapplepie December 18 2009, 20:59:47 UTC

[Yes, this apple pie loves a person that takes control and feasts on it. Yes, Sasarai, yes. Who cares about some letter to read when instead one can be eating delicious pie?]

bigbluehat December 19 2009, 04:34:48 UTC

-Pie is always the answer.-

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soullesswind December 18 2009, 23:46:50 UTC

[This is turning into the most bizarre village ever. Castles are one thing, but...]

Even you.

bigbluehat December 19 2009, 04:35:27 UTC

-... Well then.-

Brother.

soullesswind December 19 2009, 05:02:19 UTC

What a shame. This was such a pleasant excursion, too.

bigbluehat December 19 2009, 06:04:13 UTC

I do hope you intend to behave.

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bonnetbat December 19 2009, 04:33:53 UTC

Hmph. They call this a castle?

Back in France, they had proper castles like the Château de Montbéliard.

bigbluehat December 19 2009, 04:35:47 UTC

Well, it's not really a castle at all...

bonnetbat December 19 2009, 04:36:58 UTC

That's obvious to anyone of class.

Which you may yet be. Nice hat~

bigbluehat December 19 2009, 06:05:33 UTC

Oh why thank you, my lady! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bishop General Sasarai of Holy Harmonia and currently serve as the public relations director of the New Feather Integration and Welcoming Center here in Luceti.

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