so I've noticed that I've been saying "Fuck (insert name of any random friend here)." a whole lot lately. Am I turning into a bitch? Am I subconciously trying to cut myself off from certain people in order to avoid dealing with other issues I have with them? or am I just not taking as much shit as I used to? I dont really know...

So I've been sick ( Read more... )

anyone know where I can get a tuxedo print t shirt? (you know, the ones that have the button-down and bow tie print on the front ( Read more... )

I got bored studying so I decided to do one of these photo page things.... here goes ( Read more... )

ALSJV OWUEGFJRLJVNW OU THO!

i cant believe what happened last nite. hahaha funny but oh so weird. i drunkenly made out with one of my best guy friends.... and this was no weenie middle school makeout session... this was hardcore. if I hadnt passed out I wonder what else wouldve happened....gonna be interesting to see what happens now though... the ( Read more... )

My life has officially started to suck ass. Gotta wake up every morning and go through mopac traffic to work with 2 year olds (who are usually badass, but sometimes i want to smack em around a bit) then walk to campus to go to my classes which i HATE.

econ prof doesnt make anything even resembling sense. Statistics is just hard. French is horrid. ( Read more... )

I almost lost it when i saw this... it had to be taken for myself:

and another one:

...i may die fat, but i'll be rich and happy (see below)

How do people come up with their funny shit? I'm goin through all the video files on the 'puter and found the snl cache... this old stuff cracks me up. Like the Will Ferrell/Blue Oyster Cult cowbell thing. its hilarious, and a classic. same with the sean connery/ burt reynolds jeopardy snl skits.... how do they think of this? TEACH ME, OH COMEDY ( Read more... )

-I have a test tomorrow and havent started studying yet.... not sure if i will ( Read more... )

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU GREW UP ON ( Read more... )

I have finally met my match, folks. He has rendered me speechless.