Tittle:when Heechul invited the whole Hep Hap group,BLOCK B
Tittle:When Heechul invited the whole Hep Hap group,BLOCK B.
Pairing:Sihae,Kyuhyuk,hanchul,minwook,Zikyung,U-bomb,Taehoon.
Genre:Pure crack
Rating:PG-13(swearings and mention of sex)
Summary:MSN CONVERSATION with Block B
A/N:MY COME BACK.i present you SUPER BLOCK..what the heck did i just wrote?i really dont know but enjoy~~~ :D
Heenim says:Hurry up hankyung.
Heenim says: where the fuck are you?
Heenim says: dont make me go to china.
Heenim says:fuck it hankyung!!where are you?!
Heenim says:hankyung~
Heenim says:*swears at you in chinese*
Heenim says:I'M GOING OFF IF YOU'RE NOT REPLYING!!!
Hankyung says: heechul ahh..i thought i told you i was going to the bathroom. =.='
Heenim says: that took you long!!
Hankyung says :its been 5 minutes......
Heenim says: ewwww....damn you chinese man..wash properly will you?
Hankyung says:i did.before i went online...i just went in to wash my teeth again after eating chocolate heenim ahh..
Heenim says:figures
Hankyung says:its a wonder why i date you
Heenim says: cause i'm lovable
Hankyung says: wish that was a real reason X)
Heenim says: shut up!you know i am!
Hankyung says:i am what?~
Heenim says:now its a wonder why i'm dating you
ZICO[Kyung is Mine] is added to the conversation
Kyung[ladies' man] is added to the conversation
U-kwon; the bomb's is added to the conversation
Minhyuk; kwon's is added to the conversation
[[SIHAE is real]] is added to the conversation
[DongWon is real-er] is added to the conversation
Gamekyu is added to the conversation
Game kyu's property is added to the conversation
ZICO[Kyung is Mine] says:kyung ahh.why is your nick "ladies's man"? I DEMAND IT TO BE CHANGED!!AT ONCE!!
ZICO[Kyung is Mine] says: ohh hey heechul hyung~what up?
Sungmin's is added to the conversation
Wookie's is added to the conversation
Hankyung says:cause i'm Hot for you
Taeil,maknae's is added to the conversation
P.O,Taeil hyung's is added to the conversation
Teukie-teuki[leadja-shii] is added to the conversation
[[SIHAE is real]] says: HANKYUNG AH!!HEECHUL HYUNG!!YOU INVITED US WHEN YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE ALL HORNY?!
Hankyung says: WHAT THE FUCK HEECHUL?!?!WHY DID YOU SUDDENLY INVITED THEM ALL?!
Wookie's says: heyyy guys....i see new people~
Kyung[ladies' man] says: cause i am a ladies' man.i can do what ever i want and you cant control me!
Kyung[ladies' man] says: heyy heechul hyung :D
Ukwon;the bomb's says:o.O where am i?
Minhyuk;kwon's says :hey
Gamekyu says:why the hell am i invited here?
Gamekyu's property says: this is one heck of a group chat.heyy~
[Dongwon is real-er] says:IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE A GROUP CONVO WHERE EVERYONE IS SUPPOSE TO BE HORNY?O.o I'M TOO YOUNG!!!
Heenim says:AHHAHAHAHHAHA.did you guys see that~hankyung's hot for me~!AHAHHAHA
ZICO[Kyung is Mine] says:how dare you not listen to me?!once i get back home,YOU ARE GONNA GET YOUR PUNISHMENT!!
Sungmin's says: why?why?*facepalm*
Ukwon;the bomb's says:PUNISHMENT?!NO!Zico ahh!not tonight!!not tonight!!please!!!!
Hankyung says: fuck you heechul =.='
Gamekyu says:who the hell are they?
Gamekyu's property says: you are not innocent hae.
Kyung[ladies'man] says: do your best.i'd like to see you try
teukie-teukie[leadja-shii] says:foreveralone
[[SIHAE is real]] says: HAE IS INNOCENT!!
Wookie's says: @ Ukwon;the bomb's:why are freaked out when kyung is the one who's gonna get the punishment?o.O
Heenim says: I LOVE CONVOS!!!
Minhyuk;Kwon's says: ZICO!!NOT TONIGHT!!PLEASE!!PLEASE!!!!
Minhyuk;kwon's says: @ Wookie's :THEY FUCK ENDLESSLY UNTIL THE SUN RISES AND NON OF US ,I REPEAT,NON OF US WILL GET ANY SLEEP CAUSE THEIR GOD DAMN BEDROOM ISNT SOUNDPROOF ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND ALL THOSE SCREAMING AND MOANINGS!DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER ERECTION AFTER YOU'VE JUST EJACULATED FOR ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST TOO HORNY LISTENING TO THOSE MOANING AND SCREAMING?!?NOT TO MENTION ONCE YOU'RE DONE,YOU CANT FIND PEACE CAUSE THEY'RE JUST TOO FUCKING NOISY FUCKING EACH OTHER TILL BROAD DAY LIGHT!!!!!
P.O,Taeil hyung's says: O.o
P.O,Taeil hyung's has left the conversation
Taeil,maknae's says: sorry hyungs...Jihoon's still underage and he's illegal.i cant let him into this world yet...he's still innocent...ZICO,I'M TAKING P.O TO MY PARENT'S HOUSE.SPARE SOME MERCY ON THEM WILL YOU?THEY DONT HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO.
GOOD BYE
Taeil,maknae's had left the conversation.
Hankyung says: this really does remind me of someone xP
ZICO[Kyung is Mine] says: make kyung change his Nick name.aint my fault kyung was a naughty boyfriend okay
Gamekyu's property says: hold it.GAMEKYU'S PROPERTY?!CHO KYUHYUN!!DID YOU DO THIS?!
Heenim says: he takes after me~i'm so proud of you Zico. =D
Teukie-teukie[leadja-shii] says:Still foreveralone
[Dongwon is real-er] says:O.O till broad daylight?
Sungmin's says: i really didnt know the rookie's can handle it like this.im....amazed. and i thought heechul hyung was the legend.
U-kwon;the bomb's says: kyung ah!!please!!please!!pretty please!!change your nick!!please!!!!say you're zico's!!!PLEASE!!!i'll do the dishes for you for a month!!Please!!!
Kyung[ladies' Man] says: really Jiho?!really?!here?!i'm naughty?!
Kyung[ladies' Man] says:make it two months and also the laundries.
Kyung[ladies' Man] says: who the fuck begged me to act like some naughty school girl wanting to get fucked on bed?!and you say I'M NAUGHTY?!
Gamekyu says:its the truth hyukkie hyung.you know you are my property.I MARKED YOU
[SIHAE is real] says:speaking of nick name...who's Dongwon?Lee donghae,you have a lot of explaining to do.
Wookie's says: *recovers from fact* thats...wow~i cant......wow....
Hankyung says:Zico likes role play on bed?
GameKyu says: i'm starting to like this convo
[DongWon is real-er] says: Dong is Me and Won is you.i'm just combining our names siwon ahh. :D
Gamekyu's property says:you did not mark me!you never marked me.nothing happend!
Heenim says: HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA HEP HAP BEGGER-CO
U-Kwon;the bomb's says:two months?!two months is too long!!and you know i cant do the laundry!!!Kyung ahh!!
Minhyuk;kwon's says: kyung ahh,you know ukwon's scared of doing the laundry after the last incident...just the dishes please?we'll wash the dishes for a month...please?
ZICO[Kyung is Mine] says: you just had to tell the whole world,didnt you?and besides,you liked doing it anyway.heck you even told me it was the best idea i ever had
[[SIHAE is real]] says: but hae,SIHAE is better.Dongwon sounds like another guy's name.>.<
Heenim says: HEY!i am still the legend of all legend.mind you,i still hold the greatest record for fucking the longest for 2 days straight with hankyung.
GameKyu says:hyukkie hyung,do you need me to remind you how i FIRST marked you?cause i'll be glad to do it again.
Sungmin's says: shit.i forgot hyung..sorry.you're still the legend.i suddenly have a high respect for you.salute~
Wookie's says: yeahh hae,SIHAE is better...cause dongwon sounds like...Dongwoon from beast~no offense hae..
Kyung[Ladies'man] says: FUCK YOU ZICO!!FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING IDEAS!!!ITHE DEAL IS OFF!!I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU AND I'M NOT CHANGING MY NICK!!AND THATS FINAL!!!
GameKyu's property: NO!!I dont neeukaojiosdvghbiueqfviue
Ukwon; the bomb's says: *faints*
[DongWon is real-er] says: Why does your name get to be first?!why cant my name be first?!>;(
Hankyung says : i've been missing out alot...havent i?
Minhyuk; Kwon's says:you heartless bastards D:< you made my baby faint!!AISH!!I'll sue you!
[[SIHAE is real]] says: cause i TOP hae~i'm always the TOP.you're the bottom...so SIHAE is formed. OH MY GOD!!UKWON AHHH!!KWON AHHH!!
Gamekyu's property says: HELP ME!!!!KYU huwdfuerbuifbevbui
Gamekyu's property says: GOnna rape misdbfvuifebuivb
ZICO[kyung is mine] says: haa!see!you're only doing it on purpose so that i'll fuck you real rough tonight and i know how you like it rough cause you're ONE NAUGHTY HECK OF A BOYFRIEND.
Sungmin's says: hyukkie hyung?hyukkie hyung?!sungmin ahh~what happend to hyukkie hyung?
Gamekyu has left the conversation
GameKyu's property says: gOOONNNAAA RAPEE ME!!!HELPpppppppppppppp
GameKyu's Property had left the coversation
[Dongwon is real-er] says: but i wanna be the TOP!!its not fair!!!:( NOOO!!HYUKKIE!!!HYUKKIIIEE!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hyukkie............siwon ahhh!!!hyukkie's....gone.....he was my bestfriend...i'll never forget him..... :'(
Ukwon;the bomb's says: FINE!!!BE THAT WAY!!IMMA STAY AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WITH MINHYUK HYUNG!!!GOODBYE!!!bye hyungs~;D have fun chatting~imma have to go pack now~see you.
Ukwon;the bomb's has left the conversation.
Minhyuk;kwon's says:You heard my baby.GOOD BYE! Good bye hyungs...sorry that it turned out like this.anyway,it was nice meeting you all...bye hyungs~
Minhyuk;kwon's has left the coversation.
Teuki-teukie[leadja-shi] had left the conversation.
ZICO[Kyung is Mine] says: FINALLY!!see!!told you my genius plan wouldve work!now we have the house all to our selves baby~love you kyung~:P
Wookie's says: what the.. . . . ?o.O
Kyung[Ladies' man] has changed nick to Kyung[I am Zico's]
[[SIHAE is real]] says:but baby...you know i'm the one who always TOPS right?you cant TOP...and dont worry....hyukkie will be fine....i can hear him moaning from here.....>.<
Sungmin's says: let hae top once~:P and zico,kyung,what the hell happend?
Kyung[I am Zico's] says: i know right!!hahaha i cant believe they fell for it~i love you and that brain of yours jiho!!<3
wookie says:again~what happend?o.O
[Dongwon is real-er] says: YEAHH!!let me top once!!!i dont care!!i'm coming to your apartment right now!!!see you siwon~bye guys!!;D
[Dongwon is real-er] has left the convoersation.
Sungmin's says: SIWON HYUNG IS GONNA BOTTOM!!Good luck hyung.first time hurts like hell~
Sungmin's says: what the heck happend?i dont understand.....
ZICO[kyung is mine] says:if we had sex,they'd get turn on by our moans and screaming.so then they'll start fucking.and once they moan and scream,me and kyung get hard again so we fuck again and our moans and screams turn them on,so they'll start fucking again.this is what actually happend and how non of us can get any shut eye because the cycle continues until taiel hyung actually has to stop us....its just a sad world.but now we can scream and moan as loud as we want to cause they are out of the house!!!yes!!!
[[SIHAE is real] changed nick to [SIHAE;may god be with me tonight]
[[SIHAE;may god be with me tonight]] has left the conversation.
Kyung[I'm Zico's] says: exactly.now it'll be peacefull.now if you'll excuse us~we'll be having the greatest sex tonight.good nnightttt.byeee~~~
Kyung[I'm Zico's] has left the conversation
ZICO[kyung is mine] says:good bye hyung~see ya ;D keep it real!
ZICO[kyung is mine] has left the conversation
Sungmin's says:lets have a round or two?
wookie's says: agreed.
Sungmin's has left the conversation
wookie's has left the conversation
10 minutes later****
Heenim says: shit.they're all gone.
Hankyung says: i'm still horny baby...
Heenim says: the phone sex didnt really satisfy you...did it?
Hankyung says: like hell it didnt,i need you
Heenim says: aishh..the things i do for sex and you.i'll book the earliest ticket available to china
Hankyung says: i cant wait.
Heenim says: neither can i.
Hankyung says: fuck!!i'm calling you again.turn on your webcam.i need to see you
and they had another phone sex session~
END~!