HOH #9 -- Would You Rather...? -- QUESTIONS
Welcome alumni and players from all of LJ land to the 9th HOH competition of BBLJ9. You will be given a series of 20 questions that have two possible choices. These are difficult choices but you have to choose one of the two options. All I ask is that you comment to this post (comments are screened) with your answers. The players of BBLJ9 will be predicting what the majority of you will say. Also, this is a reminder that current houseguest are not allowed to answer but this season's evicted houseguest are allowed. The deadline to answer these questions is 11:59pm EDT on Friday, May 29th
Would you rather...
1. be the only person clothed at a nude beach -OR- the only person in casual clothes at a formal banquet?
2. go to sleep on a cold floor -OR- on a comfortable mattress that has an indistinguishable sticky stain on it with no sheets?
3. listen to 24 hours of “The Flight of the Bumblebees” -OR- watch “snow” on the television for 8 hours?
4. suck clean an unknown person’s set of dentures -OR- eat popcorn that has been blown out of an elephant’s trunk?
5. deliver a baby horse -OR- a baby human?
6. as a man, have your spouse go on a private business trip with Mike Tyson -OR- O.J. Simpson?
7. have to hang on to the top of a car going 100mph for ten minutes -OR- try to stay on top of a hot air balloon in the sky for ten minutes?
8. be left completely naked with no possessions in a foreign country -OR- your place of work?
9. for the rest of your life clean up elephant poop as your job -OR- eat a teaspoon of it once a year?
10. walk barefoot into a pile of dog crap -OR- into fresh chunky vomit?
11. chew shards of broken glass -OR- sit on a lit barbeque grill?
12. eat two roasted city pigeons -OR- one roasted city squirrel?
13. have someone tell you that you need liposuction -OR- that your wig doesn’t work when you are not wearing one?
14. be on vacation with your 60 year old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini -OR- your dad insist on wearing a tiny Euro-style bikini bathing suit?
15. bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head -OR- get a paper cut on your eyeball?
16. as a man, wake up with a set of C-cup breasts that you can't remove -OR- lose your testicles?
17. on a first date wear a shirt that says “I’m with stupid” -OR- “Who cut the cheese?”?
18. be forced to take one hit of LSD -OR- be injected with a 35 day long strain of the flu?
19. show up on TV arguing with your significant other about sexual problems -OR- sitting on the toilet singing a stupid song?
20. have a one night stand with a complete stranger -OR- with a close and previously platonic friend?
I would like to thank you for taking the time to do this. Keep an eye on the community for the results.
Would you rather...
1. be the only person clothed at a nude beach -OR- the only person in casual clothes at a formal banquet?
2. go to sleep on a cold floor -OR- on a comfortable mattress that has an indistinguishable sticky stain on it with no sheets?
3. listen to 24 hours of “The Flight of the Bumblebees” -OR- watch “snow” on the television for 8 hours?
4. suck clean an unknown person’s set of dentures -OR- eat popcorn that has been blown out of an elephant’s trunk?
5. deliver a baby horse -OR- a baby human?
6. as a man, have your spouse go on a private business trip with Mike Tyson -OR- O.J. Simpson?
7. have to hang on to the top of a car going 100mph for ten minutes -OR- try to stay on top of a hot air balloon in the sky for ten minutes?
8. be left completely naked with no possessions in a foreign country -OR- your place of work?
9. for the rest of your life clean up elephant poop as your job -OR- eat a teaspoon of it once a year?
10. walk barefoot into a pile of dog crap -OR- into fresh chunky vomit?
11. chew shards of broken glass -OR- sit on a lit barbeque grill?
12. eat two roasted city pigeons -OR- one roasted city squirrel?
13. have someone tell you that you need liposuction -OR- that your wig doesn’t work when you are not wearing one?
14. be on vacation with your 60 year old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini -OR- your dad insist on wearing a tiny Euro-style bikini bathing suit?
15. bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head -OR- get a paper cut on your eyeball?
16. as a man, wake up with a set of C-cup breasts that you can't remove -OR- lose your testicles?
17. on a first date wear a shirt that says “I’m with stupid” -OR- “Who cut the cheese?”?
18. be forced to take one hit of LSD -OR- be injected with a 35 day long strain of the flu?
19. show up on TV arguing with your significant other about sexual problems -OR- sitting on the toilet singing a stupid song?
20. have a one night stand with a complete stranger -OR- with a close and previously platonic friend?
I would like to thank you for taking the time to do this. Keep an eye on the community for the results.