o hai.
I was going to make a video, but then I realized I’m not really going to have time to do it because I have class, a hospital visit (my best friend had a baby last night!), and a dinner to go to before the deadline for my group.
To Kirsten and Robert, sincere congratulations on making it to the final two. It’s a hard thing to do, especially when, as Kirsten said, the odds were stacked against both of you. You are both deserving of my respect and congratulations.
Before I address the two of you, I wanted to say some things to the jury/etc.
Ashley & Therese - I love you ladies-thank you so much for letting me work with y’all even though we lost SEW BAD. <3
Jenn - I know we had our differences in this game, but I firmly believe that if we conquered Mount Marna, we’re good for life! (ps, coins challenges can eat me. They were my downfall in both games I played in with you!)
To ALL my S&R sorority sisters-You are all winners to me! Nicolle, can we all be the Queen of Fun with you?
Tom - I had all this stuff to say, but I'm just too tired of you to care. Also, Robert and Kirsten have far from zero/bland personalities. I have known Robert for quite some time, and he is a funny, delightful, great person. If you don’t have a relationship with Robert, I honestly have to say that it’s your fault. I wasn’t in Robert’s “group” and he and I talked, so I call bullshit on you once again. And Kirsten is a wonderful person. Again, if you didn’t have a relationship with her, I blame you. One more thing. If you decide to play in another of these games, LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL. Jesus Christ! It makes all of your posts sound so dumb and ignorant.
NOW…
Kirsten - I would like to think I am a person who, had I confided in you, etc., we could’ve been great allies. I might’ve gone further in the game that way. I truly believe you were more strategic than you let on. I look forward to hearing that from you, but I’m going to let another juror ask you about it, since I want to go a different route with my question.
ROBERT. GURL. Now I am not the biggest fan of returnees, HoRs, etc., but you WERQED it. I am very proud of you, in the end. I look forward to our joint appearance on BBUK within the next couple of years, where we will clearly be huddled together on a pink couch when Davina (she came back for us) announces you as the winner by an overwhelming 95%. Entyway, well-played, sorry I had to act all sheisty (just trying to be loyal, I know you understand).
Now, to my question: Like any final 2 contender, you think you are entitled above all others to win this game. That’s fine, but a most people in this game could stand to be knocked down a pedestal or two and practice a little bit of humility. In that spirit, my question to the both of you is the same. Instead of telling me why you should win this game, Kirsten, I want you to tell me why Robert should win this game, and Robert, I want you to tell me why Kirsten should win this game. Advocate for your opponent-I’m curious to see how well both of you can do that.
BEST OF LUCK! :)