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[bigbrotherbill]

Tonks. Moody. Hooch. Severus.

How can you stand it? On your feet all day long, no rest for the weary, having to tend to far too many imminent disasters? I tell you, I feel ill

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[obviouslynot]

I hope you mopped the floor. If it sets overnight, anyone who touches that floor tomorrow will be statuary in the Main Hall.

[bigbrotherbill]

Oh, I mopped it, all right. And now my back is aching. And that sludge smells absolutely foul.

They just don't make children like they used to.

[obviouslynot]

Says the man who was in nappies my seventh year at Hogwarts.

[bigbrotherbill]

You know perfectly well that I was a first year during your seventh year at Hogwarts.

My back is aching.

[halfwayflown]

Do not drink.

It doesn't help. Trust me.

You are, however, welcome to join me. I have chai tea at night, and it seems to do the trick.

No, wait. I gave half my students to Moody. That did the trick. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[bigbrotherbill]

Chai tea? What on earth? This sounds suspiciously like some new-age hippy drink without any alcohol in it at all.

I believe I'll pass.

[comfortablemess]

Ignore hoochy.

HEAVY GROG. LOTS OF IT.

Though i've gone off it a bit so if you want my stash come right on over. Charlie's here so YOU MIGHT OUGHT TO KNOCK.

[halfwayflown]

Tonks, for fuck's sake, the man is teaching Potions. He should not be allowed near anything stronger than tea.

Perhaps not even tea.

And trust me, we know Charlie is here.

Your voices carry.

[comfortablemess]

OH lighten up Hoochles!!! Potions is such a dreary subject alcohol can only improve. and I know my weasleys! They like the drink.

AND SORRY SORRY thought the Silencing Charms were sticking damn it.

Charlie is not allowed to do them anymore!!

[halfwayflown]

Charlie should not be doing much of anything this late at night. It sounds like someone strangling a cat.

And feel free to get Bill drunk, but when he's trying to get over the PARALYSIS he'll have when he drinks on top of the fumes from the Momentarily Motionless potions, he'll have you to thank.

Won't that be nice?

[mayree_sioux]

Professor Weasley!! When can we talk about my special Potions project? You know the one that only I can do because I have purple eyes?

[bigbrotherbill]

...Are you having me on?

Anyway, this is not a good time to be asking me for favours.

Hullo Bill. See you've met, er, whatshername. Mary.

[seventhdaughter]

Obviously it was the wrong person mixed up the billiwigs. But come on now Bill, I'm sure there's something in there that reacts horribly to purple eyes, don't you think?

Re: Hullo Bill. See you've met, er, whatshername. Mary.

[bigbrotherbill]

Hi, Gin.

Very good point--I'm fairly sure there must be something in there with consequences for the purple-eyed.

Fatal ones.